The most bizarre thing that has happened to me in a bathroom was when I was having a conversation with a stranger at work and then I realized it was time to make some bread anyways I had to cut him short and went into the bathroom, about a minute later someone comes and sits in the stall next to mine and all of a sudden I hear someone say my name! It's the guy i was talking to before i went to the bathroom, he actually tries and holds a conversation with me! WTF! "I'm was like excuse me but I'm busy right now, I'm kinda in the middle of something" | |
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cborgman said: what drives me nuts is when str8 guys try to make conversation with me while we are peeing, because i have no idea how to properly carry on from that point? are you supposed to pretend the spot at eye level in front of you is really intriguing and have a conversation? do you make solid eye contact, but not look? is that "hey, i want you to look, it strokes my ego?"
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AaronUniversal said: tackam said: Oh. Oh my. Y'all may have just pushed me from bi to lez (sorry Matt). I think the matchstick thing was the final straw. Men. . .I'm done witcha. . .
you're turned off. i'm getting horny different strokes Really? Wow. Yeah, it's dykes for me. . . | |
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Slave2daGroove said: My rules are simple in the restroom.
1) shut the fuck-up and don't make small talk. 2) look if you need to but don't stare or I'll piss on you 3) wash your hands you sick bastard, I've got to touch the door to open it. That's all that really needs to be said on this topic. | |
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AaronUniversal said: cborgman said: what drives me nuts is when str8 guys try to make conversation with me while we are peeing, because i have no idea how to properly carry on from that point? are you supposed to pretend the spot at eye level in front of you is really intriguing and have a conversation? do you make solid eye contact, but not look? is that "hey, i want you to look, it strokes my ego?"
ARGH!! you're making me hard Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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would some str8 guys mind defining the rules for me?
what does having a conversation with the guy next to you mean? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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even at work you dont talk to any of your colleagues that come in.
A grunt of acknowledgment will suffice. Also its cool to see if you can push all the urinal tablets down to one side with you P. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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Work is an entirely different matter when it comes to bathroom etiquette. At least at my job...I have had entire converstations with my colleages (whom are also my friends) while standning at the urinal...also while on the can. We have 2 stalls and I have had many conversations while crapping...they are mostly sports related...but every once in awhile...if its real stinky the conversation turns to potty jokes and I am laughing and crapping at the same time.
As for "rules"...there are none...like someone here said take a peek if u want...just not too long or I'll pee on you. Not too many homophobes in the cities. Of course, if you are in a redneck bar in the country somewhere, a peek might get u beat...so stay at eye level at those places. | |
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cborgman said: would some str8 guys mind defining the rules for me?
what does having a conversation with the guy next to you mean? For some guys, the silence and proximity are uncomfortable. It's a nervous reaction. | |
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Pagey said: Work is an entirely different matter when it comes to bathroom etiquette. At least at my job...I have had entire converstations with my colleages (whom are also my friends) while standning at the urinal...also while on the can. We have 2 stalls and I have had many conversations while crapping...they are mostly sports related...but every once in awhile...if its real stinky the conversation turns to potty jokes and I am laughing and crapping at the same time.
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cborgman said: would some str8 guys mind defining the rules for me?
what does having a conversation with the guy next to you mean? As a straight guy I don't care if you look just don't let me see you. Not that I would do anything if I caught you but I might talk shit on you to my friends. Unless I was drunk in which case I probably wouldn't care. However if you sneak a peak at the wrong guy you might get beat down. So be careful. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread | |
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bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! | |
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bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! The Lord s a 'naughty boy'! U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! The Lord s a 'naughty boy'! U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh! DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Cloudbuster said: Does anyone like to cross streams?
You should never cross the streams! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! The Lord s a 'naughty boy'! U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh! DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG: Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports! | |
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teller said: Cloudbuster said: Does anyone like to cross streams?
You should never cross the streams! True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! The Lord s a 'naughty boy'! U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh! DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG: Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports! well...blues is a minister...but...she aint into hell i am not into golden showers THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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JDINTERACTIVE said: teller said: Cloudbuster said: Does anyone like to cross streams?
You should never cross the streams! True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box. Man...imagine all life ending, and every cell in your body exploding at the speed of light. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: JDINTERACTIVE said: teller said: Cloudbuster said: Does anyone like to cross streams?
You should never cross the streams! True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box. Man...imagine all life ending, and every cell in your body exploding at the speed of light. Woah! That's a big twinky! | |
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justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! The Lord s a 'naughty boy'! U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh! DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG: Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports! well...blues is a minister...but...she aint into hell i am not into golden showers Well now, that is just prudish! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: teller said: JDINTERACTIVE said: teller said: Cloudbuster said: Does anyone like to cross streams?
You should never cross the streams! True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box. Man...imagine all life ending, and every cell in your body exploding at the speed of light. Woah! That's a big twinky! :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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CAMILLE4U said: If I go to one of those troughs with my mate Dan we drop a match stick in the middel stand on either side and we see who can piss push it right to the oher side.
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justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: bluesbaby said: JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh! you naughty boy!! The Lord s a 'naughty boy'! U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh! DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG: Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports! well...blues is a minister...but...she aint into hell i am not into golden showers he ain't pissin on me | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: justkelley said: JDINTERACTIVE said: thats just down right mean Magnificentsynthesizer---> Right on his hat too! | |
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