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Reply #30 posted 10/24/03 12:01pm

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The most bizarre thing that has happened to me in a bathroom was when I was having a conversation with a stranger at work and then I realized it was time to make some bread lol anyways I had to cut him short and went into the bathroom, about a minute later someone comes and sits in the stall next to mine and all of a sudden I hear someone say my name! It's the guy i was talking to before i went to the bathroom, he actually tries and holds a conversation with me! WTF! "I'm was like excuse me but I'm busy right now, I'm kinda in the middle of something" neutral
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Reply #31 posted 10/24/03 12:01pm

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cborgman said:

what drives me nuts is when str8 guys try to make conversation with me while we are peeing, because i have no idea how to properly carry on from that point? are you supposed to pretend the spot at eye level in front of you is really intriguing and have a conversation? do you make solid eye contact, but not look? is that "hey, i want you to look, it strokes my ego?"

ARGH!!



you're making me hard eek
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Reply #32 posted 10/24/03 12:02pm

tackam

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tackam said:

Oh. Oh my. Y'all may have just pushed me from bi to lez (sorry Matt). I think the matchstick thing was the final straw. Men. . .I'm done witcha. . .disbelief




you're turned off. i'm getting horny biggrin



different strokes lol


Really? Wow.

Yeah, it's dykes for me. . .
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Reply #33 posted 10/24/03 12:04pm

Pagey

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My rules are simple in the restroom.

1) shut the fuck-up and don't make small talk.

2) look if you need to but don't stare or I'll piss on you

3) wash your hands you sick bastard, I've got to touch the door to open it.


That's all that really needs to be said on this topic.
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Reply #34 posted 10/24/03 12:08pm

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AaronUniversal said:

cborgman said:

what drives me nuts is when str8 guys try to make conversation with me while we are peeing, because i have no idea how to properly carry on from that point? are you supposed to pretend the spot at eye level in front of you is really intriguing and have a conversation? do you make solid eye contact, but not look? is that "hey, i want you to look, it strokes my ego?"

ARGH!!



you're making me hard eek



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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #35 posted 10/24/03 12:10pm

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would some str8 guys mind defining the rules for me?

what does having a conversation with the guy next to you mean?
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #36 posted 10/24/03 12:17pm

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even at work you dont talk to any of your colleagues that come in.
A grunt of acknowledgment will suffice.

Also its cool to see if you can push all the urinal tablets down to one side with you P.
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Reply #37 posted 10/24/03 12:28pm

Pagey

Work is an entirely different matter when it comes to bathroom etiquette. At least at my job...I have had entire converstations with my colleages (whom are also my friends) while standning at the urinal...also while on the can. We have 2 stalls and I have had many conversations while crapping...they are mostly sports related...but every once in awhile...if its real stinky the conversation turns to potty jokes and I am laughing and crapping at the same time.

As for "rules"...there are none...like someone here said take a peek if u want...just not too long or I'll pee on you. Not too many homophobes in the cities. Of course, if you are in a redneck bar in the country somewhere, a peek might get u beat...so stay at eye level at those places.
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Reply #38 posted 10/24/03 12:31pm

Jestyr

cborgman said:

would some str8 guys mind defining the rules for me?

what does having a conversation with the guy next to you mean?


For some guys, the silence and proximity are uncomfortable. It's a nervous reaction.
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Reply #39 posted 10/24/03 12:31pm

sinisterpentat
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Pagey said:

Work is an entirely different matter when it comes to bathroom etiquette. At least at my job...I have had entire converstations with my colleages (whom are also my friends) while standning at the urinal...also while on the can. We have 2 stalls and I have had many conversations while crapping...they are mostly sports related...but every once in awhile...if its real stinky the conversation turns to potty jokes and I am laughing and crapping at the same time.


WEIRDO!
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Reply #40 posted 10/24/03 1:02pm

LittlePill

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cborgman said:

would some str8 guys mind defining the rules for me?

what does having a conversation with the guy next to you mean?


As a straight guy I don't care if you look just don't let me see you. Not that I would do anything if I caught you but I might talk shit on you to my friends. Unless I was drunk in which case I probably wouldn't care. However if you sneak a peak at the wrong guy you might get beat down. So be careful.
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Reply #41 posted 10/24/03 1:39pm

JDINTERACTIVE



mr.green
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Reply #42 posted 10/24/03 1:59pm

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JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!
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Reply #43 posted 10/24/03 2:00pm

JDINTERACTIVE

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green
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Reply #44 posted 10/24/03 3:34pm

bluesbaby

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed
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Reply #45 posted 10/24/03 3:38pm

JDINTERACTIVE

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!
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Reply #46 posted 10/24/03 3:42pm

bluesbaby

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!
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Reply #47 posted 10/24/03 3:44pm

JDINTERACTIVE

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!


The Lord hearts a 'naughty boy'! innocent

U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh!
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Reply #48 posted 10/24/03 3:47pm

justkelley

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!


The Lord hearts a 'naughty boy'! innocent

U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh!

DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG:
THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST

the original org kisser...:K:
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Reply #49 posted 10/24/03 3:48pm

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Cloudbuster said:

Does anyone like to cross streams? smile

You should never cross the streams! no no no!
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #50 posted 10/24/03 3:48pm

JDINTERACTIVE

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!


The Lord hearts a 'naughty boy'! innocent

U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh!

DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG:


Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports!
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Reply #51 posted 10/24/03 3:50pm

JDINTERACTIVE

teller said:

Cloudbuster said:

Does anyone like to cross streams? smile

You should never cross the streams! no no no!


True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box.

nod
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Reply #52 posted 10/24/03 3:50pm

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!


The Lord hearts a 'naughty boy'! innocent

U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh!

DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG:


Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports!

well...blues is a minister...but...she aint into hell omg

i am not into golden showers fishslap
THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST

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Reply #53 posted 10/24/03 3:51pm

teller

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

teller said:

Cloudbuster said:

Does anyone like to cross streams? smile

You should never cross the streams! no no no!


True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box.

nod

Man...imagine all life ending, and every cell in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #54 posted 10/24/03 3:52pm

JDINTERACTIVE

teller said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

teller said:

Cloudbuster said:

Does anyone like to cross streams? smile

You should never cross the streams! no no no!


True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box.

nod

Man...imagine all life ending, and every cell in your body exploding at the speed of light.


lol

Woah! That's a big twinky!
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Reply #55 posted 10/24/03 3:53pm

JDINTERACTIVE

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!


The Lord hearts a 'naughty boy'! innocent

U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh!

DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG:


Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports!

well...blues is a minister...but...she aint into hell omg

i am not into golden showers fishslap


Well now, that is just prudish! hmph!
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Reply #56 posted 10/24/03 3:53pm

teller

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

teller said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

teller said:

Cloudbuster said:

Does anyone like to cross streams? smile

You should never cross the streams! no no no!


True, just in case it should back fire causing harm 2 Urself and reducing the chance of getting Ur target in2 the box.

nod

Man...imagine all life ending, and every cell in your body exploding at the speed of light.


lol

Woah! That's a big twinky!

wink :LOL:
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #57 posted 10/24/03 4:04pm

psychodelicide

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CAMILLE4U said:

If I go to one of those troughs with my mate Dan we drop a match stick in the middel stand on either side and we see who can piss push it right to the oher side.


falloff lol
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Reply #58 posted 10/24/03 4:11pm

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justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bluesbaby said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


careful, that will end up in her sex fantasy thread boxed


Oh, nothing new there considering Im her 'wildest fantasy'! eheheh!


you naughty boy!!


The Lord hearts a 'naughty boy'! innocent

U should know oh holy bishop! eheheh!

DID YOU JUST PISS ON MY FACE ??? :OMFG:


Well, being the so-called 'Sex Therapist' I presumed Ud be prone 2 a bit of water sports!

well...blues is a minister...but...she aint into hell omg

i am not into golden showers fishslap


he ain't pissin on me lol
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Reply #59 posted 10/24/03 4:12pm

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

justkelley said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



mr.green

falloff

thats just down right mean no no no!




mr.green


Magnificentsynthesizer--->

I got him for you kelly

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Right on his hat too!
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