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Thread started 10/22/03 2:13pm

whateverCPH

Should l1. time offenders who commits left-handed masturbation be sentenced prison time or just community service?

Provided U normally use your right hand to jerk of, I hereby propose that it should B illegal to jerk of with the left hand. Let's face it: U dont really get the same effect now do U? jerkoff
I think we can agree on that, but should they do prison time or just community service (anything that doesnt involve the left hand)? hmmm
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Reply #1 posted 10/22/03 2:14pm

Handclapsfinga
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three words for you: get some ass.

hmm
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Reply #2 posted 10/22/03 2:16pm

whateverCPH

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm

4 (or 5) words 4 U: Are U offering me some? hmm
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Reply #3 posted 10/22/03 2:18pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

whateverCPH said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm

4 (or 5) words 4 U: Are U offering me some? hmm

two words: dream on.
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Reply #4 posted 10/22/03 2:19pm

Anxiety

Execute them. EXECUTE EVERYONE!!!
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Reply #5 posted 10/22/03 2:19pm

whateverCPH

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

whateverCPH said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm

4 (or 5) words 4 U: Are U offering me some? hmm

two words: dream on.

2 or 3 words: R U really that hot? (cause that's not what I hear) wink (make that 5 or 6 words, not quite sure)
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Reply #6 posted 10/22/03 2:20pm

minneapolisgen
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I am left-handed. hmm
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Reply #7 posted 10/22/03 2:20pm

Moonbeam

whateverCPH said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

whateverCPH said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm

4 (or 5) words 4 U: Are U offering me some? hmm

two words: dream on.

2 or 3 words: R U really that hot? (cause that's not what I hear) wink (make that 5 or 6 words, not quite sure)


Dansa's the best, man... dancing jig Don't mess with her now! no no no!
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Reply #8 posted 10/22/03 2:20pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

minneapolisgenius said:

I am left-handed. hmm

cph might've been peekin in your window, then...stinky voyeur! ill
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Reply #9 posted 10/22/03 2:21pm

whateverCPH

minneapolisgenius said:

I am left-handed. hmm

Then U just have 2 turn the question around: "Should ...right-handed..." thumbs up!
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Reply #10 posted 10/22/03 2:23pm

CAMILLE4U

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whateverCPH said:

Provided U normally use your right hand to jerk of, I hereby propose that it should B illegal to jerk of with the left hand. Let's face it: U dont really get the same effect now do U? jerkoff
I think we can agree on that, but should they do prison time or just community service (anything that doesnt involve the left hand)? hmmm


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Reply #11 posted 10/22/03 2:23pm

whateverCPH

Moonbeam said:

whateverCPH said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

whateverCPH said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm

4 (or 5) words 4 U: Are U offering me some? hmm

two words: dream on.

2 or 3 words: R U really that hot? (cause that's not what I hear) wink (make that 5 or 6 words, not quite sure)


Dansa's the best, man... dancing jig Don't mess with her now! no no no!

I'm sure she is .. wink ... I never mess with anybody that doesnt mess with me... yay!
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Reply #12 posted 10/22/03 2:30pm

Anxiety

minneapolisgenius said:

I am left-handed. hmm


I'm left handed too.
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Reply #13 posted 10/22/03 2:31pm

whateverCPH

Anxiety said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I am left-handed. hmm


I'm left handed too.

Then U just have 2 turn the question around: "Should ...right-handed..." jerkoff
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Reply #14 posted 10/22/03 2:38pm

Christopher

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm


lol

dansa hug :shortz:
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Reply #15 posted 10/22/03 2:40pm

Moonbeam

What if you are right handed but masturbate with your left hand?

redface









boxed
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Reply #16 posted 10/22/03 2:40pm

whateverCPH

Christopher said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm


lol

dansa hug :shortz:

falloff
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Reply #17 posted 10/22/03 2:48pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

Christopher said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm


lol

dansa hug :shortz:

hug :yougogirl!:
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Reply #18 posted 10/22/03 2:50pm

whateverCPH

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Christopher said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

three words for you: get some ass.

hmm


lol

dansa hug :shortz:

hug :yougogirl!:

jerkoff :IalsothinkUgogo:
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Reply #19 posted 10/22/03 3:12pm

INSATIABLE

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Moonbeam said:

What if you are right handed but masturbate with your left hand?

redface









boxed

We're special. smile


Geniuses even! Sexual Lefties! woot!
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #20 posted 10/22/03 4:11pm

whateverCPH

INSATIABLE said:

Moonbeam said:

What if you are right handed but masturbate with your left hand?

redface









boxed

We're special. smile


Geniuses even! Sexual Lefties! woot!

Well, this thread was basically started for cases like that... wink
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Reply #21 posted 10/22/03 4:52pm

SquirrelMeat

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Did you know 9 out of 10 people registered as "genius" are left handed? True fact.
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Reply #22 posted 10/23/03 3:13am

whateverCPH

SquirrelMeat said:

Did you know 9 out of 10 people registered as "genius" are left handed? True fact.

Did not know that; could your please state your source 2 this "true fact" wink
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