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Masturbation: Should it be a federal crime? I'm gonna have to go with NO.. | |
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if it was...i would be in prison looong ago THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: if it was...i would be in prison looong ago
Me 2.. I would probably be on death row .. | |
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my, someone's feeling randy today! and yes, I would've been locked away by the time I was 12 | |
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whateverCPH said: justkelley said: if it was...i would be in prison looong ago
Me 2.. I would probably be on death row .. THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Kell, I guess we R in this masturbating game 2gether, huh? ... | |
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whateverCPH said: justkelley said: if it was...i would be in prison looong ago
Me 2.. I would probably be on death row .. | |
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The Human Race is in this with you.
and if anyone says otherwise they are bursting because they're so full of shit. | |
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stymie said: whateverCPH said: justkelley said: if it was...i would be in prison looong ago
Me 2.. I would probably be on death row .. LMAO U stymie ... U funny girl | |
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whateverCPH said: Kell, I guess we R in this masturbating game 2gether, huh? ...
i think everyone needs to 'know' themselves THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: whateverCPH said: Kell, I guess we R in this masturbating game 2gether, huh? ...
i think everyone needs to 'know' themselves The sex therapist has spoken | |
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whateverCPH said: justkelley said: whateverCPH said: Kell, I guess we R in this masturbating game 2gether, huh? ...
i think everyone needs to 'know' themselves The sex therapist has spoken i just LOVE my new job here THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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if it were, the feds would be awfully busy bustin everybody...sittin outside people's houses, got their houses wired for sound and shit...on surveillance missions n'shit.
they got the vibrator started up...get ready to raid... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: if it were, the feds would be awfully busy bustin everybody...sittin outside people's houses, got their houses wired for sound and shit...on surveillance missions n'shit.
they got the vibrator started up...get ready to raid... THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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whateverCPH said: I'm gonna have to go with NO..
that would b a... No! Peace ... & Stay Funky ...
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justkelley said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: if it were, the feds would be awfully busy bustin everybody...sittin outside people's houses, got their houses wired for sound and shit...on surveillance missions n'shit.
they got the vibrator started up...get ready to raid... fbi! this is a bust!!! put the dildo down and put your hands where i can see 'em...no, ABOVE your waist! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: justkelley said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: if it were, the feds would be awfully busy bustin everybody...sittin outside people's houses, got their houses wired for sound and shit...on surveillance missions n'shit.
they got the vibrator started up...get ready to raid... fbi! this is a bust!!! put the dildo down and put your hands where i can see 'em...no, ABOVE your waist! LMAO...you could do that for a living girl..you are goood THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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everybody would be in prison like:
"what are you in for?" "armed robbery. you?" "1st degree masturbation with intent to pleasure self." "ohmigawd, you sick bastard! scum of the earth! nasty, scandalous..bad...um...so am i. they tacked on a life sentence to my existing sentence cuz one of the guards caught me jackin off one night." oh lawd...and there'd be no prince.org, cuz most likely prince woulda been locked up yeeears ago, so we'd never hear about him. he'd probably be a jailbird legend or sumfin, tho'. | |
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if u'r in2 "The Missionairy Postion" let me hear u say "Hooo!"...
i don't Think so! throw it back at me baby u know how i like it! Sexual Chocolate!!! Peace ... & Stay Funky ...
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: everybody would be in prison like:
"what are you in for?" "armed robbery. you?" "1st degree masturbation with intent to pleasure self." "ohmigawd, you sick bastard! scum of the earth! nasty, scandalous..bad...um...so am i. they tacked on a life sentence to my existing sentence cuz one of the guards caught me jackin off one night." oh lawd...and there'd be no prince.org, cuz most likely prince woulda been locked up yeeears ago, so we'd never hear about him. he'd probably be a jailbird legend or sumfin, tho'. your mind is a great place girl thanks for the laugh hey....imagine the court date... and the jury.... and is it like the '3 strike' your out rule ? wouldnt that be '3 strokes' in this case ? [This message was edited Wed Oct 22 8:24:41 PDT 2003 by justkelley] THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Yes. Criminalize all forms of pleasure NOW. | |
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U girls (Kelly and Handsclap) crack me up - so 2 speak ... | |
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How the hell can you prove something like that anyway? A federal crime my clit, oops, my ass | |
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Janfriend said: How the hell can you prove something like that anyway? A federal crime my clit, oops, my ass
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Janfriend said: How the hell can you prove something like that anyway? A federal crime my clit, oops, my ass
Thank U 4 bringing that up... Actually there R lots of ways 2 prove that U R a masturbating criminal: 1) If U R a man: Much harder skin on the inside of the right hand (if U R right-handed) in the shape of your dick. 2) If U R a female: Much harder skin on the tip of your fingers (both hands) the size of your pussy (small pussy = 1 finger, large pussy all fingers or maybe even the entire hand). Other HARD evidence includes: 1) DNA testing for sperm 2) For the guys: constantly empty nuts, and a slight redness of the dick 3) For the women: slight redness around the pussy and constant moisture in the area There R plenty more ways 2 convict a masturbating criminal, but in the above I have listed some of the obvious ones. I hope it was satisfying... | |
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LORD NO!!! Little Miss Muffin... You vixen you...-Sag10 | |
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whateverCPH said: Janfriend said: How the hell can you prove something like that anyway? A federal crime my clit, oops, my ass
Thank U 4 bringing that up... Actually there R lots of ways 2 prove that U R a masturbating criminal: 1) If U R a man: Much harder skin on the inside of the right hand (if U R right-handed) in the shape of your dick. 2) If U R a female: Much harder skin on the tip of your fingers (both hands) the size of your pussy (small pussy = 1 finger, large pussy all fingers or maybe even the entire hand). Other HARD evidence includes: 1) DNA testing for sperm 2) For the guys: constantly empty nuts, and a slight redness of the dick 3) For the women: slight redness around the pussy and constant moisture in the area There R plenty more ways 2 convict a masturbating criminal, but in the above I have listed some of the obvious ones. I hope it was satisfying... Who the hell is gonna submit to that kind of testing? Nobody is looking at my fingers or looking at my pussy and I can easily say I have a partner | |
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