The koala and the hooker:

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed.

The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight and

She has multiple orgasms for the entire time he is down there!!

After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.

The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from sheer exhaustion.

"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."

The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this

is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.

Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and

thumbs through it to "hooker". She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

HOOKER: person who has sex for money.

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out

the door.

The hooker reads:

KOALA BEAR: Eats bushes and leaves.

LMAO i like that

Finess said:

thank you my coworker sent that out.

very cute

oh m'gawd!

nice job girl

That was fucking funny!!!

I just sent it around at work... they didn't agree... FUCK EM!

Ah. I heard the 1 about the Panda bear. He goes into a pub and orders a sandwich. The barman is really disturbed because, well, there's a fucking great big Panda bear in his pub. He gets the sandwich & hands it over to the Panda. He stares at the Panda as it gobbles down the sandwich. As soon as it's finished, it whips out it's Panda penis and furiosuly manipulates it until it fires silk off. Then it storms out of the pub.

The barman is aghast. He shouts out "What the fuck was that about?"

"Don't you know?" says Pete the regular in a nonchalant voice, "It's a Panda. Don't you know anything about wildlife? It eats, shoots & leaves".

daned said:

that's a good one too