I'm gonna have to go with NO..

if it was...i would be in prison looong ago

justkelley said:

Me 2.. I would probably be on death row ..

my, someone's feeling randy today!


and yes, I would've been locked away by the time I was 12

whateverCPH said:

Kell, I guess we R in this masturbating game 2gether, huh? ...

whateverCPH said:

I would have been executed about ten years ago.

The Human Race is in this with you.




and if anyone says otherwise they are bursting because they're so full of shit.

stymie said:

LMAO U stymie ... U funny girl

whateverCPH said:

i think everyone needs to 'know' themselves

justkelley said:

The sex therapist has spoken

whateverCPH said:

i just LOVE my new job here

if it were, the feds would be awfully busy bustin everybody...sittin outside people's houses, got their houses wired for sound and shit...on surveillance missions n'shit.

they got the vibrator started up...get ready to raid...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

whateverCPH said:

that would b a... No!

justkelley said:

fbi! this is a bust!!! put the dildo down and put your hands where i can see 'em...no, ABOVE your waist!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LMAO...you could do that for a living girl..you are goood

everybody would be in prison like:

"what are you in for?"

"armed robbery. you?"

"1st degree masturbation with intent to pleasure self."

"ohmigawd, you sick bastard! scum of the earth! nasty, scandalous..bad...um...so am i. they tacked on a life sentence to my existing sentence cuz one of the guards caught me jackin off one night."


oh lawd...and there'd be no prince.org, cuz most likely prince woulda been locked up yeeears ago, so we'd never hear about him. he'd probably be a jailbird legend or sumfin, tho'.

if u'r in2 "The Missionairy Postion" let me hear u say "Hooo!"...


i don't Think so! throw it back at me baby u know how i like it!


Sexual Chocolate!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

your mind is a great place girl
thanks for the laugh

hey....imagine the court date...
and the jury....

and is it like the '3 strike' your out rule ?
wouldnt that be '3 strokes' in this case ?

[This message was edited Wed Oct 22 8:24:41 PDT 2003 by justkelley]

Yes. Criminalize all forms of pleasure NOW.

U girls (Kelly and Handsclap) crack me up - so 2 speak ...

How the hell can you prove something like that anyway? A federal crime my clit, oops, my ass

Janfriend said:

Janfriend said:

Thank U 4 bringing that up... Actually there R lots of ways 2 prove that U R a masturbating criminal:

1) If U R a man: Much harder skin on the inside of the right hand (if U R right-handed) in the shape of your dick.
2) If U R a female: Much harder skin on the tip of your fingers (both hands) the size of your pussy (small pussy = 1 finger, large pussy all fingers or maybe even the entire hand).

Other HARD evidence includes:

1) DNA testing for sperm
2) For the guys: constantly empty nuts, and a slight redness of the dick
3) For the women: slight redness around the pussy and constant moisture in the area

There R plenty more ways 2 convict a masturbating criminal, but in the above I have listed some of the obvious ones.

I hope it was satisfying...

LORD NO!!!

whateverCPH said:

Who the hell is gonna submit to that kind of testing? Nobody is looking at my fingers or looking at my pussy and I can easily say I have a partner