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Thread started 10/19/03 3:54pm

2the9s

The Death of the Author...

Literary ends:

This link is to a page that lists how various authors died.

http://www.altreel.com/cu...eaths.html

Here are some choice ones:

Jack Kerouac [1922-1969] American Author - Abdominal hemorrhage at mother’s home in St. Petersburg, Florida, while watching "The Galloping Gourmet." eek


Tennessee Williams [1911-1983] American Playwright - Choked on a bottle cap while trying to get hands on some barbiturates.






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[This message was edited Sun Oct 19 15:55:48 PDT 2003 by 2the9s]
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Reply #1 posted 10/19/03 3:56pm

2the9s

Roland Barthes [1915-1980] French Critic & Philosopher - Run over by laundry truck outside the College de France.

eek
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Reply #2 posted 10/19/03 3:57pm

2the9s

Hart Crane [1899-1932] American Poet - While en route to New York aboard the S.S. Orizaba, leapt into the Caribbean Sea; reputedly said "Good-bye everybody."

eek
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Reply #3 posted 10/19/03 3:58pm

Natsume

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omfg

Fucking great! Thanks for the link, 9s.
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #4 posted 10/19/03 3:58pm

2the9s

Sherwood Anderson [1876-1941] American Author - Complications of peritonitis in Colon, Panama, after ingesting a toothpick along with a hors d’oeuvre at a cocktail party.

eek
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Reply #5 posted 10/19/03 3:59pm

2the9s

Honore De Balzac [1799-1850] French Author - Believed to have choked on too much coffee.

disbelief
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Reply #6 posted 10/19/03 4:01pm

Natsume

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Euripides [480-406 B.C.] Greek Playwright - Mauled by a pack of wild dogs owned by Archelaus, the King of Macedonia.

eek
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #7 posted 10/19/03 4:02pm

rdhull

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Lord Byron [1788-1824] English Poet - Killed by doctors during a "blood letting" attempt to cure malarial fever. Last words: "I must sleep now."
Screamin Lord Byron
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #8 posted 10/19/03 4:02pm

Natsume

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Natsume said:

Euripides [480-406 B.C.] Greek Playwright - Mauled by a pack of wild dogs owned by Archelaus, the King of Macedonia.

eek

I wonder if you could sue...?
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #9 posted 10/19/03 4:03pm

rdhull

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this mug was a trip...safari etc

Ernest Hemingway [1899-1961] American Author - Blew brains out with a hunting rifle in Ketchum, Idaho.
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #10 posted 10/19/03 4:03pm

Byron

Choked on a bottle cap?...Didn't remove the toothpick from a hors d’oeuvre??...Drank too much coffee at once???...

I'm waiting for the one that says "Sneezed himself to death" next...
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Reply #11 posted 10/19/03 4:04pm

JDINTERACTIVE

Franz Kafka [1883-1924] - Died of tuberculosis and was buried in Prag-Straschintz. Had requested that all of his work be destroyed after his death.

I take it that never happened cuz Ive got Metamorphosis and The Castle!

confuse
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Reply #12 posted 10/19/03 4:04pm

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seems like something one of his characters would do

Tennessee Williams [1911-1983] American Playwright - Choked on a bottle cap while trying to get hands on some barbiturates.
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #13 posted 10/19/03 4:05pm

Byron

rdhull said:

Lord Byron [1788-1824] English Poet - Killed by doctors during a "blood letting" attempt to cure malarial fever. Last words: "I must sleep now."
Screamin Lord Byron

:O

Remind me to never utter those words again...
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Reply #14 posted 10/19/03 4:05pm

2the9s

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Franz Kafka [1883-1924] - Died of tuberculosis and was buried in Prag-Straschintz. Had requested that all of his work be destroyed after his death.

I take it that never happened cuz Ive got Metamorphosis and The Castle!

confuse


lol Yeah, his friend Max Brod, whom he entrusted that task to, never followed through.
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Reply #15 posted 10/19/03 4:06pm

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Byron said:

Choked on a bottle cap?...Didn't remove the toothpick from a hors d’oeuvre??...Drank too much coffee at once???...

I'm waiting for the one that says "Sneezed himself to death" next...


I know, right? How much coffee is "too much"??
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Reply #16 posted 10/19/03 4:07pm

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2the9s said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Franz Kafka [1883-1924] - Died of tuberculosis and was buried in Prag-Straschintz. Had requested that all of his work be destroyed after his death.

I take it that never happened cuz Ive got Metamorphosis and The Castle!

confuse


lol Yeah, his friend Max Brod, whom he entrusted that task to, never followed through.


lol

good 4 him! sorry, bad joke!
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Reply #17 posted 10/19/03 4:07pm

Natsume

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2the9s said:

Jack Kerouac [1922-1969] American Author - Abdominal hemorrhage at mother’s home in St. Petersburg, Florida, while watching "The Galloping Gourmet."

Seems really boring for Kerouac...
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #18 posted 10/19/03 4:08pm

JDINTERACTIVE

Natsume said:

2the9s said:

Jack Kerouac [1922-1969] American Author - Abdominal hemorrhage at mother’s home in St. Petersburg, Florida, while watching "The Galloping Gourmet."

Seems really boring for Kerouac...


Mind U, I though 'On the Road' was a bit dull.

boxed
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Reply #19 posted 10/19/03 4:08pm

2the9s

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Natsume said:

2the9s said:

Jack Kerouac [1922-1969] American Author - Abdominal hemorrhage at mother’s home in St. Petersburg, Florida, while watching "The Galloping Gourmet."

Seems really boring for Kerouac...


Mind U, I though 'On the Road' was a bit dull.

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I've never been able to finish that book...

boxed
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Reply #20 posted 10/19/03 4:14pm

Raspberry

Lionel Johnson [1867-1902] British Poet - Fell off a barstool during a bout of heavy drinking, according to legend

... not a bad way to go ...

cool thread btw
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Reply #21 posted 10/19/03 4:21pm

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Raspberry said:

Lionel Johnson [1867-1902] British Poet - Fell off a barstool during a bout of heavy drinking, according to legend

... not a bad way to go ...


Lionel Johnson love
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #22 posted 10/19/03 4:26pm

Handclapsfinga
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Alfred Jarry [1873-1907] French Dramatist - Paralyzed in both legs at the age of 34. Last request was for a toothpick.

hmm
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Reply #23 posted 10/19/03 4:27pm

Handclapsfinga
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Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

eekeekeek
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Reply #24 posted 10/19/03 4:30pm

Raspberry

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

eekeekeek

eek
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Reply #25 posted 10/19/03 4:30pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

eekeekeek


my fovorite so far


falloff
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Reply #26 posted 10/19/03 4:31pm

Raspberry

Raspberry said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

eekeekeek

eek

... do we think it's a person washing dishes, or an actual dishwasher??? eek
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Reply #27 posted 10/19/03 4:32pm

2the9s

Miche Foucault...



...died of complications arising from AIDS
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Reply #28 posted 10/19/03 4:33pm

2the9s

Raspberry said:

Raspberry said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

eekeekeek

eek

... do we think it's a person washing dishes, or an actual dishwasher??? eek


LMAO! lol
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Reply #29 posted 10/19/03 4:34pm

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Raspberry said:

Raspberry said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

eekeekeek

eek

... do we think it's a person washing dishes, or an actual dishwasher??? eek


lol
i totally assumed an actual dishwasher
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