Have you been partying up a storm since the little wifey has been gone? dont lie, tell us the truth.

I have no social life.

althom said:

well atleast ya have the house to yourself where you can relax and vacuum in the nude.

Paisley said:

I used to do that, but the neighbours started a petition to have me stop.

althom said:

i know of this nifty little colony...

althom said:

Phuck them do what makes you happy.

irresistibleb1tch said:

Paisley said:

It's where he attached the vacuum cleaner that was the problem.

bkw said:

I didn't say I was cleaning the floor.

bkw said:

Yeah he was suckin-up more than just dirt. :LOL:

Paisley said:

<--- mental image of Althom cleaning his house nude

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

:LOL: scary aint it?

Paisley said:

Scary is the underestimate of the fucking millenium

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

:LOL: :LOL:

Paisley said:

As long as he does not start dancing while he is cleaning his house naked I think the world will be ok :LOL:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

:LOL: It would probably look like a little Q-Tip flopping up and down.

Paisley said:

Oh god I am crying

I wonder if it would be anything like a kangaroo flopping up and down

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I dont think he could flop it up and down that high.

Paisley said:

If he can lets hope the damn curtains in his house are closed

<--- for closed curtains for his neighbors sanity and ability to see

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Yeah it sure would be a pity if all of his neighbors suddenly went blind.

Paisley said:

And in the Canberra news today-

A recent spread of sudden blindness has been reported in a neighborhood. The cause is believed to be shock due to seeing a person living in the neighborhood dancing while cleaning his house nakid with the curtains wide open. According to all the people paralized by this sudden blindness what sent them over the edge is when they saw him hoping up and down like a little Q-tip.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

OH SHIT!

Paisley said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Oh fuck I just had the image of Althom dancing like the BeeGee's in the videos for Stayin Alive and doing that dance that John Travolta does in Saturday night fever OH SHIT

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Girl the tip of that little Q-Tip is going to turn yellow when he reads this, he's really going to be PISSED off.

PleasurableP said:

Are you scurred?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Oh please, I aint scurred of his I can stand my ground.

PleasurableP said:

Good cause his bark is worse then his bark...I am sure he will get us back...did you see the post about the beegees and saturday night fever?