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PrintableDr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst It's morning 7 o'clock you at my clinic it's me your orthopedic gynecologyst you looking pretty and fine go ahead blow my mind girl whats wrong come here let me take a look you say you got burnt your man should of wore a rubber what type of partners you have and whose your first lover he never turned you around showed you doggystyle we got some things in common hunny lets talk about did he lick you there? perculate your atmosphere I got a mask at home boots and some leather gear how about me and you and black I'm hitting from the back tail in my face and all juicy brown booty I'm the master of the splits please let me do my duty girl let me touch you Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you Girl let me touch you there Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you Girl let me touch you there Sipping manischewitz ever smooth, your cute drinking Hennesy joke about 2 girls your friends double teaming me I got the office closed you ready for the pros suckers aint no good sticking coke up in your nose my style is wild at home and on the kitchen table porno flicks in stacks play good on the TV cable I'd rather sign my address on your application you can call late nights for lonely information when you come when its boring no place where to go I want you in a two piece and freaky for a private show you got my number, address, you know the rest Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you Girl let me touch you there Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you Girl let me touch you there Only 18, bikini body tanning mean and do you have cars in fact I will take medicaid your panties are wet take it easy, don't sweat you want some birth control you could smoke a cigarette relax, lay back your buns feel good to smack you think you're pregnant your test show negative I got a movie camera film that is positive turn around for me and girl take a picture this is the way with 24 flicks of Kodak then your boys are ready let me show them how to act I put you in thongs and 6 inch high shoes you strut your stuff and latex my strategy is rough Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you Girl let me touch you there Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you Girl let me touch you there :ORAL: | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I'm An Asshole Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, About you, About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests, About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know I'm just a regular joe, With a regular job. I'm your average white, Suburbanite slob. I like football, and porno, and books about war. I've got an average house, With a nice hardwood floor. My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car, My feet on the table, With a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough, To keep a man like me interested, Oh no, no way, uh uhh. No I gotta go out and have fun, At someone elses expense, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I drive really slow, In the ultra fast lane, while people, behind me, are going insane. I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets, And I piss on the seats, I walk around in the summer time, Sayin' "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces, While handicaped People, make handicaped faces, I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a big fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song, Ranting and raving and carring on, Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong. NAAAHHH I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable, Hot Pink! With whale skin hub caps, An all leather cow interior, And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby, At 115 miles per hour, Getting one mile per gallon, Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag, And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side, And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it, You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why. Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK. Russia, Germany, Romania, They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake, Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square, And it won't make a lick of difference, Because we got the bombs OK! John Wayne's not dead, He's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke. And he's gonna be pretty pissed off, You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the duke, And John Desimeties, And Lee Marvinhaugh And Sam Beckinforth, And a case of whiskey, And drive down to Texas, And, (hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole) Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal, You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole, And it turns out it was him, What an Asshole I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) A, SS, HO, LE Everybody, A, SS, HO, LE I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it! Glad you finally admitted it  
That's always the first step to recovery.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sometimes in Winter
I gaze into the streets and walk through snow and city sleet behind your room Sometimes in Winter forgotten memories remember you behind the trees with leaves that cried By the window once I waited for you laughing slightly you would run trees alone would shield us in the meadow makin' love in the evening sun Now you're gone girl and the lamp posts call your name I can hear, them in the spring of frozen rain now you're gone girl and the time's slowed down till dawn It's a cold room and the walls ask where you've gone Sometimes In Winter I love you when the good times seem like mem'ries int he spring that never came Sometimes In Winter I wish the empty streets Would fill with laughter from the tears that ease my pain "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery.  now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651:e495d3dbc8]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet I think you're floating down that river again! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651:e495d3dbc8:95f9129d12]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet I think you're floating down that river again! i'm just honest that's all. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651:e495d3dbc8:95f9129d12:9b86b5b1d5]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet I think you're floating down that river again! i'm just honest that's all.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651:e495d3dbc8:95f9129d12:9b86b5b1d5:97c5ac73e7]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet I think you're floating down that river again! i'm just honest that's all.   thank you what a lovely pic.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651:e495d3dbc8:95f9129d12:9b86b5b1d5:97c5ac73e7:c33bbe4242]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet I think you're floating down that river again! i'm just honest that's all. thank you what a lovely pic.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: [color=PURPLE:38d54e0343:356722c651:e495d3dbc8:95f9129d12:9b86b5b1d5:97c5ac73e7:c33bbe4242:40a3ff7729]
I'm An Asshole Glad you finally admitted it
That's always the first step to recovery. now it's time for you to come clean. "AHEM"
I'm a sweet I think you're floating down that river again! i'm just honest that's all. thank you what a lovely pic. I like that one! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Before 
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 Well I kissed you and you turned into a frog now how does that work?  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Well I kissed you and you turned into a frog now how does that work? Consider this thread jacked! AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD KISS MY  next time.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: Well I kissed you and you turned into a frog now how does that work? Consider this thread jacked! AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD KISS MY next time. I jacked it myself  it was so over anyway, and maybe I will  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: I jacked myself  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: I jacked myself In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Boy haven't you noticed
A gleam in my eye Because of you I'm a little hypnotized But every time you're with me I feel so positive Now with a little love Something's got to give BRIDGE: A full moon (yeah yeah) Is waiting in the twilight Maybe soon You will come to be my night Here we are Hoping that we never part Stay with me HOOK: Baby, won't you be my sweetheart We could share a storybook romance Won't you be my sweetheart We could share a storybook romance (What you think about, What you think about you and me baby going one on one) Just you and I You are no Casanova I know that you'll be true And that's why I'm so in love with you But each romantic ending You leave me at my door But tonight I'd like us to explore Stars are bright Mood is right (Say what MC baby sing it to me) To keep me warn away from harm Nowhere better than my baby's arms Stars are bright Mood is right (Say what MC baby sing it to me) To keep me warn away from harm Nowhere better than my baby's arms Let's get together Live happily ever after No one to make us sad Oh baby You know I need your love Romance | |
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Kylie Minogue ~ "Finer Feelings"
The finer feelings, the finer feelings You can't give to me Anything I couldn't get for myself I have needs as much as any man And I understand the feelings well I can still have a true heart With a free mind A good life With a good time [CHORUS:] But what is love Without the finer feelings It's just sex Without the sexual healing Passion dies Without some tender meanings It ain't love Without the finer feelings I get passionate Just like you But I have a little self-control You just show your selfish attitude Your emotion leaves me cold [CHORUS:] [BRIDGE:] The finer, the finer The finer feelings (I can still have a true heart) it ain't love (With a free mind) it ain't love (A good life) (With a good time) feelings [CHORUS:] [repeat & fade] | |
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On a cotton candy cloud Floating by a chocolate baby Thinkin' bout his creamy center Don't bite alright don't bite alright The nougat gets a taste Ask if it's appropriate slippin' Through wetness Nougat wants that goo Chocolate's paralyzed and can't move The goo just rushin' Enjoy chocolate sweet treat Chocolate needs relief Chocolate lost his goo you see Chocolate jumps on the nougat Tastin' and bitin' on the pillows Still not satisfied Enjoy chocolate Sweet treat lick it quit Lick it slick wiggin' insanity Givin' up the goo to the bones groove (X4)  | |
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Under Pressure
Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu bum da de Pressure pushing down on me Pressing down on you no man ask for Under pressure that brings a building down Splits a family in two Puts people on streets Um ba ba be Um ba ba be De day da Ee day da - that's okay It's the terror of knowing What the world is about Watching some good friends Screaming 'Let me out' Pray tomorrow gets me higher Pressure on people people on streets Day day de mm hm Da da da ba ba Okay Chippin' around - kick my brains around the floor These are the days it never rains but it pours Ee do ba be Ee da ba ba ba Um bo bo Be lap People on streets - ee da de da de People on streets - ee da de da de da de da It's the terror of knowing What this world is about Watching some good friends Screaming 'Let me out' Pray tomorrow - gets me higher higher high Pressure on people people on streets Turned away from it all like a blind man Sat on a fence but it don't work Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn Why - why - why? Love love love love love Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking Can't we give ourselves one more chance Why can't we give love that one more chance Why can't we give love give love give love give love Give love give love give love give love give love 'Cause love's such an old fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the (People on streets) edge of the night And loves (People on streets) dares you to change our way of Caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure Under pressure Pressure In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Dannii Minogue ~ "Vibe On"
(Oh yeah) Oh my God Look what she's got in her bag Does anyone know where I can get one of those? (Vibes) Instead of just lying there Why don't you show me that you're powerful? I, I put in XXX batteries Just so you'd give me something wonderful Turn you on Change you up, fast and slow 'Till I find the frequency I like (Chorus) Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on Gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on Gotta have vibrations (Vibes) I don't wanna put you down Looks like I'm a vibraholic now I, I need you coming with me everywhere Lately I smile so much I'm getting stares Change you up fast and slow 'Till I find the frequency I like (Chorus) Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on Gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on Gotta have vibrations x2 (Rap) (Ugh) Be like giving me vibrations The ultimate stimulation Straight out of the box Ugh, no hesitation Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride Making me crazy when the volume's high You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want Make my friends scream out loud "I want what she's got" Supernatural doing things that normal man can't do So let me take you out, and try you out, I'm in the mood Change you up fast and slow 'Till I find the frequency I like (Chorus) Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on Gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on Gotta have vibrations Keep on giving me, keep on giving me vibrations x4 Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations  | |
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Sweeny79 said: Under Pressure
Dude!  I love that song! I did until Vanilla Ice stole the bassline! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: [color=red:0345856aef:ccab093eb1]Under Pressure
Dude! I love that song! I did until Vanilla Ice stole the bassline! Me too, it's a great song, and screw Ice Ice Baby, I still love it! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Craig David ~ "Walking Away"
I'm walking away from the troubles in my life I'm walking away oh to find a better day I'm walking away from the troubles in my life I'm walking away oh to find a better day I'm walking away Sometimes some people get me wrong When it's something I've said or done Sometimes you feel there is no fun That's why you turn and run But now I truly realise Some people don't wanna cpomromise Well I saw them with my own eyes spreading those lies And well I don't wanna live my life too many sleepless nights Not mentioning the fights i'm sorry to say lady I'm walking away from the troubles in my life I'm walking away oh to find a better day I'm walking away from the troubles in my life I'm walking away oh to find a better day I'm walking away Well I'm so tired baby Things you say you're driving me away Whispers in the powder room baby Don't listen to the games they play Girl I thought you'd realise I'm not like them other guys Coz I saw them with my own eyes You should've been more wise And well I don't wanna live my life too many sleepless nights Not mentioning the fights I'm sorry to say lady I'm walking away from the troubles in my life I'm walking away oh to find a better day I'm walking away from the troubles in my life I'm walking away oh to find a better day I'm walking away | |
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BRASS IN POCKET
GOT BRASS IN POCKET GOT BOTTLE I'M GONNA USE IT INTENTION I FEEL INVENTIVE GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE GOT MOTION RESTRAINED EMOTION BEEN DRIVING DETROIT LEANING NO REASON JUST SEEMS SO PLEASING GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE (CHORUS) GONNA USE MY ARMS GONNA USE MY LEGS GONNA USE MY STYLE GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP GONNA USE MY FINGERS GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION 'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE NO ONE LIKE ME I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME GOT RHYTHM I CAN'T MISS A BEAT GOT NEW SKANK IT'S SO REET GOT SOMETHING I'M WINKING AT YOU GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE (CHORUS) 'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE NO ONE LIKE ME I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME 'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE NO ONE LIKE ME I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Chico319 said: [color=blue:c1b4909a76:a8aca04720]Dannii Minogue ~ [color=red:c1b4909a76:a8aca04720]"Vibe On"
[color=purple:c1b4909a76:a8aca04720](Oh yeah) Oh my God Look what she's got in her bag Does anyone know where I can get one of those? (Vibes) Instead of just lying there Why don't you show me that you're powerful? I, I put in XXX batteries Just so you'd give me something wonderful Turn you on Change you up, fast and slow 'Till I find the frequency I like (Chorus) Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on Gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on Gotta have vibrations (Vibes) I don't wanna put you down Looks like I'm a vibraholic now I, I need you coming with me everywhere Lately I smile so much I'm getting stares Change you up fast and slow 'Till I find the frequency I like (Chorus) Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on Gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on Gotta have vibrations x2 (Rap) (Ugh) Be like giving me vibrations The ultimate stimulation Straight out of the box Ugh, no hesitation Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride Making me crazy when the volume's high You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want Make my friends scream out loud "I want what she's got" Supernatural doing things that normal man can't do So let me take you out, and try you out, I'm in the mood Change you up fast and slow 'Till I find the frequency I like (Chorus) Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on Gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on Gotta have vibrations Keep on giving me, keep on giving me vibrations x4 Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations 
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did you happen to catch
or did it happen so fast what you thought would always last has passed you by is everything speeding up or am i slowing down i'm just spinning around and i don't know why all the pieces don't fit though i didn't really give a shit i never wanted to be like you but for all i aspire i am really a liar and i'm running out of things i can do i'd like to stay but every day everything pushes me farther away if you could show help me to know how it's supposed to be where did it go? pleading and needing and bleeding and breeding and feeding exceeding where is everybody? trying and lying defying denying crying and dying where is everybody? well okay, enough. you've had your fun but come on there has got to be someone hasn't yet become so numb and succumb and god damn i am so tired of pretending wishing i was ending when all i'm really doing is trying to hide and keep it inside fill it with lies open my eyes? maybe i wish i could try pleading and needing and bleeding and breeding feeding exceding where is everybody? trying and lying defying denying crying and dying where is everybody? pleading feeding bleeding breeding feeding exceding where is everybody? trying lying defying denying crying and dying where is everybody? | |
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