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1.Music.

a.An earthy quality appreciated in music such as jazz or soul.
b.A type of popular music combining elements of jazz, blues, and soul and characterized by syncopated rhythm and a heavy, repetitive bass line.

2.Slang.

An unsophisticated quality or atmosphere of a region or locality: “The setting is country funk” (Nina Martin).

3.Casimir Funk

Polish-born American biochemist whose research of deficiency diseases led to his discovery of vitamins, which he named in 1912.

4.State of cowardly fright; a panic.

5.A state of severe depression.

6.A cowardly, fearful person.

v. funked, funk·ing, funks
v. tr.
1.To shrink from in fright or dread.
2.To be afraid of.

v. intr.
To shrink in fright.

And finally

1.Funk v. i. 1. To emit an offensive smell; to stink.


Biochemistry is Funky??

Do you sell crisps?

It's nice material, but it feels like jaggy nettles against your legs.

Do you sell crisps?

That's a lovely cut of trouser, madam.

Thank you. Have you shit yourself?
Do you sell crisps?

Vanilla Monster Munch.

Number23 said:

Yes it does. But do you sell crisps?

I am viable, Janet. Truly. For you, only.

Can I call you Momma?

No. Poppa.
Do you love digestive biscuits?
McVites of course.

I love many things. Especially crisps. Do you have any to sell, Poppa?

You're not a swallow.

But I do.

I just came.

I think I need a shave.

I best round up the sheep. It's getting cold out.

It's black over Bill's mothers.

No-one dares shit on my doorstep.

And what style would you like, sir?

A little off the shoes. Be prolific with the testicles.

Is that ham under your cheese?

My thread...

...has been buggered.

..is caught in my zipper!

buggered sideways with a fish slice?

Fish slice edit.
[This message was edited Fri Oct 17 5:38:48 PDT 2003 by PREDOMINANT]

Twice.

Nice, but kinda fruity?

Hanging by the shirt-tails from a crescent moon this evening, yes! Of course, Janet.

And then the oral sex.