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Mariah Carey: Singer, Actress (ahem), Author...wait a minute...AUTHOR??? In light of the recent success of Madonna's kids book, Mariah Scary has suddenly decided 2 turn her hand 2 writing a children's book... 
Mariah's proposal for a poetry book includes the following disasterpiece, entitled The Unicorn and I. It appears to contain coded messages to her gay 'fans'... My troubles go poof, my unicorn named Boo My lambs are all here, all smiling and gay, Boo and I dance, we sing and we play..." Somebody...please stop her! As if Glitter (or 'Shitter' as I call it) wasn't bad enough - now THIS. Maybe we can get evilwhitemale 2 utter a dark incantation or i could heXX her or something...  [This message was edited Sat Oct 18 13:00:07 PDT 2003 by bananacologne] | |
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Oh dear oh dead oh dear! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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surely that is a sign of the apocalypse Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Watch out J.M. Coetzee. | |
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Cborg - I DARE u 2 use that 'lovely' poem as your new sig!  [This message was edited Sat Oct 18 13:01:06 PDT 2003 by bananacologne] | |
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I feel this is the kind of book that Intellectuals across the world will praise. | |
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Christopher said: I feel this is the kind of book that Intellectuals across the world will praise.
 Deep. | |
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bananacologne said: Christopher said: I feel this is the kind of book that Intellectuals across the world will praise.
Deep.  | |
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Christopher said: bananacologne said: Christopher said: I feel this is the kind of book that Intellectuals across the world will praise.
Deep. 
as for mariah--  | |
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um...where did you find this info? oh my god-ialmost peed in my thong. Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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Give her 2 me, I'll keep her busy. She won't be able to sing with my  in her mouth"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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I  her voice, great singer.  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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bananacologne said: Cborg - I DARE u 2 use that 'lovely' poem as your new sig!
[This message was edited Sat Oct 18 13:01:06 PDT 2003 by bananacologne] damn you british satan!!! you know i hate her and can't turn down a dare!! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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 Oh my God! U did too!  | |
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'Mariah Carey: Singer, Actress (ahem), Author...wait a minute...AUTHOR???'
U 4got... "Babe" and the never-to-be "DreZone's baby mother" 
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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DreZone said: 'Mariah Carey: Singer, Actress (ahem), Author...wait a minute...AUTHOR???'
U 4got... "Babe" and the never-to-be "DreZone's baby mother"
'dre
Please - take her! She's all yours. | |
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bananacologne said: DreZone said: 'Mariah Carey: Singer, Actress (ahem), Author...wait a minute...AUTHOR???'
U 4got... "Babe" and the never-to-be "DreZone's baby mother"
'dre
Please - take her! She's all yours. Can I have Miss Aguilera too? 
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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DreZone said: bananacologne said: DreZone said: 'Mariah Carey: Singer, Actress (ahem), Author...wait a minute...AUTHOR???'
U 4got... "Babe" and the never-to-be "DreZone's baby mother"
'dre
Please - take her! She's all yours. Can I have Miss Aguilera too?
'dre WILLINGLY. I think ur my new best friend. | |
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bananacologne said: Oh my God! U did too!
i am a sucker for a dare Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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