There's a lesser known super-hero in the Justice League...sure, Superman is all popular and gets all the media attention and has lunchboxes made after him, and Wonder Woman too...and Aquaman...wait...I dunno what Aquaman is good for. Nothing probably: Maybe if there's a fishbowl near the scene of a crime he can tell the fish to glare at the bad guys real hard, making them feel guilty or something...I dunno...but I digress...

I'm thinking of none other than: Man Man. He's not really all that Super, as he has no powers to speak of, and he doesn't have a uniform, but he's at all the Justice League meetings, sitting at the table next to the Green Lantern. Wonder Woman will say something important, and Man Man will be like "Yeah!" Or when they all have to scramble to go save the earth from a 100-foot monster jar of mayonnaise, he can't really go with them...he doesn't have any powers...maybe he rides with Wonder Woman...anyways, as they face the mayonnaise monster, Man Man is like, "GO GET 'EM!" And they do...and everyone has all this respect for Man Man because he's such a team player...

Eh...well, it's just a thought. After all, they did let Aquaman into the club...


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teller said:

Oh, and one more thing...if your lawn was made of Froot Loops, wouldn't they get soggy when it rained?

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teller said:

teller said:

You should try it...

Did I ever tell you about the time that Kirk and Spock played this practical joke on Dr. McCoy?

It was nothing fancy...they were waiting for him in the mess-hall, and he comes in through the door, and Spock grabs him and holds his arms behind his back! Kirk then fires a phaser into McCoy's mouth (on stun of course), and he totally chokes and gags--before promptly passing out! Funny shit...

Here's the kicker...when Dr. McCoy wakes up, Kirk, totally amused with himself, asks him, "so, Bones, how did it taste?"

...and McCoy replies, really disgusted, "Energy, Jim! It tasted like Energy!"

Classic! :LOL:

teller said:

sure, but your lawn would smell pretty awesome nonetheless.

mmm... soggy fruit loops.



you okay over there Teller?

"Go Get Em!"

(Hello...)

teller said:

Lleena said:

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C'mon people...check out the Kirk and Spock thing above...it's worth it!

u found the stash of Mexican Gold didnt you...

Finess said:

You'd think so, wouldn't ya? But no, this is all natural...

Hey...can you imagine how scary the world is going to be when they finally invent the phaser? People vaporizing each other by accident and on purpose--and since they totally vaporize, there isn't a body left from which to gather any forensic evidence!



I can see the NRA now:
"Phasers don't make people go out of existence. People make people go out of existence."

and if you covered your yard in coco puffs, and it rained, your yard would look poopy.

Ok Teller, I thought I told you that the mescaline Froot Loops were mine. I even put my name on them! What a waste.



People have no respect for other people's property these days.

Q: Can a lightsaber cut through Superman's arm?








A: You bet! Slices right through Superman like a hot knife through butter! Nooo problem!

:LOL:

teller said:

Yeah, but could Superman's heat vision deflect a lightsaber?

If I were Superman, I'd still carry a lightsaber because that's a cold-ass weapon.

Laugh goddamnit!