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Thread started 10/17/03 5:56am

LaCoyta

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I haven't Much To Offer a Man

I'm 19. I've never been on a date or been kissed. I'm shy and was fat most of my life. I have high standards for a man. But all I have to offer such a wonderful man is nice breasts and my ability to write erotic stories. That's just not enough. How can I get more to offer?
If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway.
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Reply #1 posted 10/17/03 5:58am

Number23

omg
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Reply #2 posted 10/17/03 5:59am

Cloudbuster

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LaCoyta said:

I'm 19. I've never been on a date or been kissed. I'm shy and was fat most of my life. I have high standards for a man. But all I have to offer such a wonderful man is nice breasts and my ability to write erotic stories. That's just not enough. How can I get more to offer?


Do you shave your back?
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Reply #3 posted 10/17/03 5:59am

Number23

Describe your breasts.
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Reply #4 posted 10/17/03 6:01am

Christopher

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(0)(0)
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Reply #5 posted 10/17/03 6:01am

Cloudbuster

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Number23 said:

Describe your breasts.


Well, they're kinda flat. neutral
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Reply #6 posted 10/17/03 6:02am

lilmissmissy

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dont do what i do...im a people pleaser...whether i wanna b or not :O n u just end up feelin emptyz!!! Let urself blossom babez..ur only 19 got plenty a timez
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #7 posted 10/17/03 6:03am

Number23

Christopher said:

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Lovely baps. May I 3way ?
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Reply #8 posted 10/17/03 6:04am

Christopher

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Number23 said:

Christopher said:

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Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!
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Reply #9 posted 10/17/03 6:07am

Number23

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

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Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.
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Reply #10 posted 10/17/03 6:17am

Christopher

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Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

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Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.


I hope theres chips at the party!
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Reply #11 posted 10/17/03 6:19am

lilmissmissy

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Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

(0)(0)


Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.


I hope theres chips at the party!


:O aye carumba
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #12 posted 10/17/03 6:24am

Number23

lilmissmissy said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

(0)(0)


Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.


I hope theres chips at the party!


:O aye carumba


You know you want to come.
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Reply #13 posted 10/17/03 6:26am

lilmissmissy

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Number23 said:

lilmissmissy said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

(0)(0)


Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.


I hope theres chips at the party!


:O aye carumba


You know you want to come.


In more ways than one hey...lol ...wouldnt dat make a foursome?
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #14 posted 10/17/03 6:28am

Number23

lilmissmissy said:

Number23 said:

lilmissmissy said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

(0)(0)


Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.


I hope theres chips at the party!


:O aye carumba


You know you want to come.


In more ways than one hey...lol ...wouldnt dat make a foursome?


Streuth!
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Reply #15 posted 10/17/03 6:31am

lilmissmissy

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Number23 said:

lilmissmissy said:

Number23 said:

lilmissmissy said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

(0)(0)


Lovely baps. May I 3way ?



hmmm ...sure!


There's a party in my pants and your invited.


I hope theres chips at the party!


:O aye carumba


You know you want to come.


In more ways than one hey...lol ...wouldnt dat make a foursome?


Streuth!


Is dat a hint of excitment there i sense :O
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #16 posted 10/17/03 6:34am

noepie

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LaCoyta said:

But all I have to offer such a wonderful man is nice breasts


That's enough!
WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY!
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Reply #17 posted 10/17/03 6:36am

Christopher

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Number23 said:

IMPORTANT NOTE: The avatar picture is not me.

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hmm who is it then
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Reply #18 posted 10/17/03 6:37am

lilmissmissy

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noepie said:

LaCoyta said:

But all I have to offer such a wonderful man is nice breasts


That's enough!


:O
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #19 posted 10/17/03 6:42am

Number23

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

IMPORTANT NOTE: The avatar picture is not me.

!


hmm who is it then


Jesus.
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Reply #20 posted 10/17/03 6:45am

Christopher

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Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

IMPORTANT NOTE: The avatar picture is not me.

!


hmm who is it then


Jesus.



he needs a makeover...
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Reply #21 posted 10/17/03 6:50am

lilmissmissy

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I got a picture of me...n it aint in my avatar muhahhaha.
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #22 posted 10/17/03 1:12pm

billysparxxx

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Just being fat is good enough 4 Mr, Sparxxx
Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!

I love Gravy, I love Titties. I love Gravy Dipped Titties.
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Reply #23 posted 10/17/03 1:15pm

justkelley

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woot! VOTE FOR JUSTKELLEY AS THE OFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST !! :WOOT:
THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST

the original org kisser...:K:
proud member of the 4F
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Reply #24 posted 10/17/03 1:19pm

Number23

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

Christopher said:

Number23 said:

IMPORTANT NOTE: The avatar picture is not me.

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hmm who is it then


Jesus.



he needs a makeover...


It's the geography teacher look.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 15 17:21:02 PST 2004 by Number23]
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Reply #25 posted 10/17/03 1:28pm

Paisley

LaCoyta said:

I'm 19. I've never been on a date or been kissed. I'm shy and was fat most of my life. I have high standards for a man. But all I have to offer such a wonderful man is nice breasts and my ability to write erotic stories. That's just not enough. How can I get more to offer?

Just be yourself. hug
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Reply #26 posted 10/17/03 1:31pm

Lleena

The question is what can a man offer you? hmmm

You seem like a sweet person and very honest , that is a lot in my book nod
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Reply #27 posted 10/17/03 2:54pm

bluesbaby

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justkelley said:

woot! VOTE FOR JUSTKELLEY AS THE OFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST !! :WOOT:


hey, thread jacker..
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Reply #28 posted 10/17/03 2:54pm

LaCoyta

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Lleena said:

The question is what can a man offer you? hmmm


I never thought of it that way. There really isn't much. I don't want children,so a man offering his sperm wouldn't appeal to me. I want to be rich, but I want to earn wealth myself so a man offering his money wouldn't work.
I guess I'm worried that I'll meet someone I like someday and there won't be enough advantages to dating me to keep him interested.
If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway.
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Reply #29 posted 10/17/03 3:00pm

Christoff

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LaCoyta said:

Lleena said:

The question is what can a man offer you? hmmm


I never thought of it that way. There really isn't much. I don't want children,so a man offering his sperm wouldn't appeal to me. I want to be rich, but I want to earn wealth myself so a man offering his money wouldn't work.
I guess I'm worried that I'll meet someone I like someday and there won't be enough advantages to dating me to keep him interested.


trust me, LaCoyta. Big breasts are enough.
The ability to write erotic literature is also a bonus.
And I'm not just juding all members of my persuasion by may own desires - we're all like that. lol
The environmentally friendly Number23.
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