But only if the wings on the fly have been folded asymmetrically!

Two milks and a splash of sugar, please.

Size 10 and a half

Fold along the bottom and then tear down the side. Result.

If you hit it hard enough you will find that it will glide right through to the other side quite effortlessly

Please check the entries and contact your branch immediately if you have any quieries.

Dennis?

True, I was breaking my United States parole condtions, but sod those bastards.

Margaret?

Smarmy bastards, the lot of them, just wait until you father gets home.

Politicians always seemed to duck and dive real issues and encourage the electorate to vote on party preference or not at all.
They are a bunch of wankers. Pity their fathers weren't.

You do it like this, right? I think I need to wear my new shoes.

Blah blah blah, can you say anything that isn't related to you carpet tacs?

I'm making an impassioned plea for the provision of Ecstacy-testing machines in every kitchen.

How to drown a cat.

1. Find a cat.
2. Drown it.

Cloudbuster said:

We have a winner.

Five gold rings.

Oops up side your head

I said oops upside your head.

just because you don’t believe that I wanna dance

I don't wanna dance. Dance with you baby no more.

You should be dancing...Yeah!

I need to sleep

" Too shy, shy, hush, hush, I, do, I"

REDFEATHERS said:

You should be dancing...Yeah!


[This message was edited Sat Oct 18 16:04:02 PDT 2003 by Cloudbuster]

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man until midnight...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Get outta here!

Cloudbuster said:

I feel like dancing yeah!

REDFEATHERS said:

"Pop goes the weasle"


[This message was edited Sat Oct 18 16:08:35 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE]