How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.


What is the Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.


No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.


How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.


What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

Both don't want any more kids.


What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.


On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.


What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.


When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.


The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.


Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.


How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?


How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.





i love kids

the make ya laugh ...unless they makin ya cry

you should ask blu about my son preachin at the dinner table for her

blu tell us about ur son preachin at the dinner table

katt said:

Sounds like an old girlfriend.

katt said:

Lawd, JustKelley's son just got to preachin...he didn't have the stomp down, but he was good! throwin his arms..I thought we would have some revival right there. He even tried to get his whoop on...we are workin on that one. PREACH IT LIL MAN!

bluesbaby said:

dont u just love kids

bluesbaby said:

Actually alot of those things are pretty true. :LOL:

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

This is a great thread 5 Stars!

reminds me of that Art Linkletter show "Kids Say The Stupidest Shit"