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my ball bag isn't very pretty any suggestions on how to tart it up a bit for my wedding night? | |
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Shave it and paint it. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Shave it and paint it.
what colour?...any specific design? | |
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How about like a zebra. | |
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Cloudbuster said: How about like a zebra.
na...not sexy enough | |
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Leopard print. I like the fact we're getting an African animal theme going. How about antelope antlers too? | |
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Paint a baboons face on it. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Paint a baboons face on it.
A baboons ass. Bright red. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Leopard print. I like the fact we're getting an African animal theme going. How about antelope antlers too?
mayyybe...although the antlers could be a bit of a worry  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Paint a baboons face on it.
now ya talkin'! | |
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MrBliss said: any suggestions on how to tart it up a bit for my wedding night?
Let's see a picture, that makes it easier to make suggestions. WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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noepie said: MrBliss said: any suggestions on how to tart it up a bit for my wedding night?
Let's see a picture, that makes it easier to make suggestions. no can do... but it's kinda got that hairy elbow skin look goin' on | |
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Whatever you do make sure it's not too shiny - you don't want your lady to become distracted looking at her make-up in the reflection. [This message was edited Thu Oct 16 4:10:42 PDT 2003 by bryanpage] | |
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is this about your scrote? | |
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MrBliss said: any suggestions on how to tart it up a bit for my wedding night?
A few different tints for the hair could look good... In a couple of hundred years historians may discover that Prince's lyrics were written by Christopher Marlowe. | |
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dont do anything...
you start addin chemicals to that area...and mix it with sex juices...you will spend your wedding night in the ER at a local hospital. dont worry honey...noones balls are pretty... us women already know that  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Just clean your ass, that's more important. Balls are ugly no matter what. | |
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CarrieLee said: Just clean your ass, that's more important. Balls are ugly no matter what.
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 Funny and charming as usual | |
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Funny stuff. 
No, really. | |
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this is just nasty. balls are wonderful. but follow others advice, make sure your ass is clean, u may get a lil tossed  | |
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CarrieLee said: Just clean your ass, that's more important. Balls are ugly no matter what.
clean ass... got it | |
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doesn't matter HOW you gag your balls, so long as they spit up at the end | |
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They look best slapping against someones ass. | |
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either in black or white ... 
think you can hold a straight face when you show her the package? To Sir, with Love | |
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