It's obvious in my mind that God created the platipus, giraffe and human scrotum the same day he cultivated Arfican hemp plant.
Probably on the sixth before he chilled on the seventh with a few Dylan CDs and a can of Lilt.

INSATIABLE said:

I'm calling the police.

Number23 said:

Wrong forum, second time is unforgivable.

GOd is amazing! He hadn't even created Dylan yet and he already had bootleg copies of his "CD'S". God rocks! Well at least one of them does.

INSATIABLE said:

Number23 said:

INSATIABLE said:

That kind of public display impresses no-one.

Number23 said:

INSATIABLE said:

I'm sorry.

Number23 said:

?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Everything exists where time doesn't.

PREDOMINANT said:

Yes, but to me it seems most on the Religion and Politics forum have had their sense of humour surgically removed.

Number23 said:

Damn that some heavy shit!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Even the Christian God exists within the everlasting now.

Number23 said:

I like pizza.

INSATIABLE said:

I had a great pizza about 40 minutes ago.
Those poor fucking chickens.

Number23 said:

tender chicken, fresh garlic, sun-dried tomatoes, pesto... and the crust with flour on it


mmhmm

INSATIABLE said:

Can of Lilt and a packet of Opal Fruits.

Number23 said:

Mmmm, opal fruits they used to taste so good before they morphed into nasty nasty sweeties!

Number23 said:

Can of Squirt and a plate of buffalo wings.

INSATIABLE said:

Surely buffalo wings aren't really buffalo wings? Well add that to the list to God's stoned creations.
I've never ate buffalo, being Scottish, but I ate a kangaroo burger last moth at Walkabout in Glasgow.
Those poor fucking kangaroos.

Number23 said:

No more 700 Club for you, you are cut off

Nikster said:

Maybe it's the blonde hair, but I don't understand.

it's obvious that god isn't totally perfect

DOPEE said:

Number23 said:

INSATIABLE said:

You better believe it, honey.

Number23 said:

Excellent.