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Thread started 10/16/03 12:57pm

VinaBlue

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How the media would handle the end of the world

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New
"Armageddon" Diet!

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it
affect the way we view the cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture,
DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.

America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15
minutes.
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Reply #1 posted 10/16/03 1:10pm

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lol
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Reply #2 posted 10/16/03 1:22pm

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i've heard variations on this joke before, but it always ends with a CNN or NY Times tag of "WORLD TO END TOMORROW, WOMEN AND MINORITIES HIT THE HARDEST"






amusing in its way, i guess.
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Reply #3 posted 10/16/03 1:26pm

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falloff
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #4 posted 10/16/03 1:34pm

Anxiety

Prince.Org: I Spent $25 On An NPGMC Membership And All I Got Was This Stupid Apocalypse
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Reply #5 posted 10/16/03 1:46pm

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Anxiety said:

Prince.Org: I Spent $25 On An NPGMC Membership And All I Got Was This Stupid Apocalypse



lol Good one!
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #6 posted 10/16/03 1:47pm

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Prince.Org: I Spent $25 On An NPGMC Membership And All I Got Was This Stupid Apocalypse
Oh, shit!! lol
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Reply #7 posted 10/16/03 1:52pm

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stymie said:

Anxiety said:

Prince.Org: I Spent $25 On An NPGMC Membership And All I Got Was This Stupid Apocalypse
Oh, shit!! lol



LOL, the Chocolate Invasion is here...
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