I dunno about you but I am a fairly mongyrational kind of guy. To my amazement and following a series of lengthy experiments around the equator I realised that I gyrate in opposite directions when I am in the Southern hemisphere to my normal anti clockwise Northern hemisphere gyration. Any physicians like to comment?

No.

Cloudbuster said:

Thread killer

It is simply the Earth's magnetic force directing the water in your body (90 percent) into spasmotic motions.
Water flows into the sink in a different direction in different hemispheres also.
It's also like when it's a full moon and you feel weird. When it's close to the earth, it make your body work like a tide, ebbing and flowing, making your feel exeptionally randy/dismally depressed etc.

Number23 said:

PREDOMINANT said:

non-gyrational or mono-gyrational? inquiring minds want to know!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Sorry dahlin, mono-gyrational (non-gyrational simply wouldn't be cricket now would it?)

Number23 said:

Yea thats what I figured, does that mean that ejaculation would spiral in opposing directions also?

PREDOMINANT said:

glad to hear it. especially for your wife!

PREDOMINANT said:

No, it would float in the air as a spherical formation.

Number23 said:

That sounds fun. Space spunk.

Cloudbuster said:

It also captures flies and wasps.

Number23 said:

So do I. I like to watch them slowly die.

Number23 said:

Now you are confused, that is only at the equator where gravity is absent. Also it is flies and bees, flies and bees. Wasps have gravity belts (the black stripes - bees simply copy wasps to look hard!) that allow them to traverse the animated seminal fluid

PREDOMINANT said:

Damn you to the bowels of hell, sir!