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Paisley said: Doing the do?
A UH OH EDIT!
[This message was edited Tue Oct 14 10:59:14 PDT 2003 by Paisley] nooo... 
have you paisley? | |
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Christopher said: Paisley said: Doing the do?
A UH OH EDIT!
[This message was edited Tue Oct 14 10:59:14 PDT 2003 by Paisley] nooo...
have you paisley? NO!  | |
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well...when i was young...like really really young..maybe 14 i guess...i had a this guy named elwyn over...he was a great guy...star on the football team...and fuckin sexy as hell 
i had him in my room...mom came home...so he hid in the closet. mom asked me who was in there with me...i lied of course...and so she left (or at least we thought she did) she actually went out and then sat in her car...elwyn went to move his bike (remember we were very young) and when he did...she came around the corner and said...where did you come from ? then she had us in the living room talking to her...damn she was pissed  she asked elwyn again...and he admitted it to her...(he was also a very honest guy, the asshole  )
so i got in huge trouble and i didnt see elwyn for a while after that  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: well...when i was young...like really really young..maybe 14 i guess...i had a this guy named elwyn over...he was a great guy...star on the football team...and fuckin sexy as hell
i had him in my room...mom came home...so he hid in the closet. mom asked me who was in there with me...i lied of course...and so she left (or at least we thought she did) she actually went out and then sat in her car...elwyn went to move his bike (remember we were very young) and when he did...she came around the corner and said...where did you come from ? then she had us in the living room talking to her...damn she was pissed she asked elwyn again...and he admitted it to her...(he was also a very honest guy, the asshole )
so i got in huge trouble and i didnt see elwyn for a while after that AWW  did ya atleast get a  ? | |
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Paisley said: justkelley said: well...when i was young...like really really young..maybe 14 i guess...i had a this guy named elwyn over...he was a great guy...star on the football team...and fuckin sexy as hell
i had him in my room...mom came home...so he hid in the closet. mom asked me who was in there with me...i lied of course...and so she left (or at least we thought she did) she actually went out and then sat in her car...elwyn went to move his bike (remember we were very young) and when he did...she came around the corner and said...where did you come from ? then she had us in the living room talking to her...damn she was pissed she asked elwyn again...and he admitted it to her...(he was also a very honest guy, the asshole )
so i got in huge trouble and i didnt see elwyn for a while after that AWW did ya atleast get a ?girl...elwyn gave me much more than a kiss in our days together
believe that  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: Paisley said: justkelley said: well...when i was young...like really really young..maybe 14 i guess...i had a this guy named elwyn over...he was a great guy...star on the football team...and fuckin sexy as hell
i had him in my room...mom came home...so he hid in the closet. mom asked me who was in there with me...i lied of course...and so she left (or at least we thought she did) she actually went out and then sat in her car...elwyn went to move his bike (remember we were very young) and when he did...she came around the corner and said...where did you come from ? then she had us in the living room talking to her...damn she was pissed she asked elwyn again...and he admitted it to her...(he was also a very honest guy, the asshole )
so i got in huge trouble and i didnt see elwyn for a while after that AWW did ya atleast get a ?girl...elwyn gave me much more than a kiss in our days together
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Yep!  | |
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Close call. My mom walked in two minutes after my girlfriend and I had finished making out. Luckily the girl left before my mom came home."I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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No but my sister did and she went off laughing.
My Mum one time thought I was doing something freaky cuz Id somehow must have fallen on2 my mobile and rung her. I was only playing and tickling my girlfriend at the time I may add! | |
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Never.
I've made it to the living room just as the dad opened the door, with my feet SITTING ON TOP of my shoes, he didn't notice. And my dad came home once when I had some bidness up in my room. I slid her down the stairs and out the back door while he was in the can. can I get a "TOO SLY"! The Last Otan Track: www.funkmusician.com/what.mp3 | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: No but my sister did and she went off laughing.
My Mum one time thought I was doing something freaky cuz Id somehow must have fallen on2 my mobile and rung her. I was only playing and tickling my girlfriend at the time I may add! eheheheh, 1 time a condom must have fallen out of my trouser pocket in the wash basket. My Nan found it and asked what it was...I said 'it's a fortune cookie'! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: eheheheh, 1 time a condom must have fallen out of my trouser pocket in the wash basket. My Nan found it and asked what it was...I said 'it's a fortune cookie'! | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: eheheheh, 1 time a condom must have fallen out of my trouser pocket in the wash basket. My Nan found it and asked what it was...I said 'it's a fortune cookie'!
She believed me! good job I didnt say 'go ahead, open it up and take a bite'! | |
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Kind of. This girl had her jeans down to her knees (she was showing off her new panties) and I had my hand on her bum...and her dad walked in.
I was TERRIFIED! I thought for sure he was going to KICK MY ASS. All he did was laugh and go "Uh-HUH" in a knowing manner. I still smile when I think about that... | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: eheheheh, 1 time a condom must have fallen out of my trouser pocket in the wash basket. My Nan found it and asked what it was...I said 'it's a fortune cookie'!
She believed me! good job I didnt say 'go ahead, open it up and take a bite'! haha...ohhh that woulda been somethin tho' . . . [This message was edited Wed Oct 15 15:19:06 PDT 2003 by Christopher] | |
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