Okay don't you hate it, when you're at work and you start to think about something that makes you laugh out loud to yourself, then everybody looks at you like you're crazy?

Well something like that just happened to me today. I was sitting at work letting my mind wonder off as usual, cuz I was completely bored sitting at the desk

Then I start 2 think about the time when I went 2 my four year old cousin's kindergarten graduation. It was a smaller class then usual and at the end the kindergarten teacher ask all of the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up ..

Some kids where like I want to be a police officer, I want to be a fireman or I want to be a ballerina, but when it came to my four year old cousin (who just happens to be a girl) Oh Lord... I don't know what she was thinking, but she was like I want to be a monster girl when I grow up

Then she started making noises like she was a monster and everybody started laughing at her, meanwhile her mother was totally embarrassed . The little girl is in first grade now, but I still crack up about that

Then I have another story that cracks me up all the time, it's about my little niece. I don't know where in the world she got this from, but I remember she was only like two years old, the cutest little thing you'll ever see, she looked just like a little sanga tooth angel lol, but she pulled the old trick on my in the book ...

I was baby sitting her one day and while we where watching cartoons, she was like smell my finger it smell like cherries Well y'all know how the rest of the story goes, I don't know what it smelt like, but it sho' didn't smell like no cherries . I couldn't stop laughing at that, cuz I was dumb enough to fall for it and when I told my sister she cracked up too

Kids say the darnest things .

LOL - kids do say the darndest things, don't they?

I remember about two years ago when my oldest nephew was 2 years old. It was Thanksgiving, and we were all seated around the table, ready to eat our big dinner. My little nephew did something wrong (I forget what it was now) and my brother was correcting him. My little nephew did not want to listen to what my brother was saying, so my brother said to him, "Aaron (my nephew's name), who's in charge?" Aaron looked right into my brother's eyes and said, "Grandma". Needless to say everybody at the table started laughing, it was the cutest thing! We still laugh about it to this day.

i.e., "kids say the stupidest shit"

U should see the new show on E4 here in the UK. I've seen an advert for this show where they're getting kids to interview celebs (but it's all scripted and the celebs don't know) So the kids end up saying really offensive and disgusting things.

Kid at big show biz party: Sorry. Who are you?
Busted (Popular boy band): We're Busted
Kid turns to camera crew : You could of got me someone fucking famous!