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You know your getting fat when>>> you have to hold your breathe just to tie your shoelaces...  LIFEE IS A PARAD | |
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You need Hula Hoops to hold up your socks! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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...when you having to constantly say "EXCUSE ME!" to everyone you walk by...  *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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When u walk into a restaurant & look @ the menu & say,"yes that'll do."
When u fly in an airplane & there is a solar eclipse when u sit around the house,& u REALLY sit around the house when u look down & lose sight of ur genitals 
when u get dunlap disease,what's that u may be asking?when ur gut dunlaped over ur belt  **************************************************
SINGING IS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION - HOMER J. SIMPSON
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silverjean said: ...when you having to constantly say "EXCUSE ME!" to everyone you walk by...
 I've seen them before!  LIFEE IS A PARAD | |
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when you walk in front of the TV the people watching miss 3 commercials.
when you go to the beach they gotta call Greenpeace to get you into the water. when you gotta grease up the door frame just to get through. when you have smaller fat people orbiting around you. when you get in an elevator, it HAS to go down. "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell | |
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chemmie said:
when you have smaller fat people orbiting around you. To Sir, with Love | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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when u can only see your dick by looking in the mirror "Climb in my fur." | |
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PEJ said: It's the Michilen Man as an infant! ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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rdhull said: when u can only see your dick by looking in the mirror
LMMFAO To Sir, with Love | |
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Whenh your blood type is Ragu. | |
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when you have a "Dick Doo"
that's when you're belly sticks out farther than your dick do | |
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Slave2daGroove said: when you have a "Dick Doo"
that's when you're belly sticks out farther than your dick do To Sir, with Love | |
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..."when "that person" constantly has something negative or condescending to say about tha weight of a person meanwhile "everyone" (including "fat-so") knows their drop-dead beautiful or handsome
...its sooo obvious when people say stuff like that! *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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