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I AM SORRY I AM SORRY
I'm sorry To tell you Santa Claus Is a myth. Trolls don't work All yearlong For fat lazy ass Dressed in red Only once a year Because it's called Exploiting. Nobody watches If you're being nice And if you deserve Presents for him It's another pretext Your parents use So you stop doing All your shits. I'm sorry To tell you That Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer Happened to be Because it's funny To have a red nose Blinking And look like A Christmas tree. They chose him Since the story Was getting boring Now that Santa's wife Had already been Stripped. I'm sorry To tell you Easter bunny Is just a story For little kids. It's not pink Neither yellow None has ever seen A rabbit that big. It's not him Who paints eggs And hides them In your garden Neither a giant bell Unless your mom Is one of them. Plus chocolate eggs Do not come out Of giant duck's ass But from factories. I'm sorry To tell you Teletubies Are too weird They ate TVs You can see In they tummy. You're deceived Cause you wished To watch porn movies Down your belly When you would be One of them. And I've tried To look at the sun The laughing child Does not appear But after ten minutes When I started Hallucinating. I'm sorry To tell you Pokemons Are just anime So please Please stop trying To fit the cat In a tennis ball It does not work All that good. As you can see Its quite too big To fit in it Without meowing To death. The bright magic Of the amine's light Does not show up But at least You have the music. I'm sorry To tell you Smurf only exist In the fifth Dimension And mushrooms Are only to eat Or sneeze Not to live in. Why you think There are thirty guys For one girl But to subjectively Show the audience They are all gay And having Sausage orgy In blue thongs. Deeply sorry. Could you stop crying ? | |
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