NOT REALLY!!!
Yesterday I took posession of a six month old Pit named Rhino. This muthafucka has NO home trainin whut so ever
and the punk I took him from just hit on him (you know, like when he shits and pisses all over the house).
Six months, and all he can do is knock you down for attention. (88lbs) you'ld think a strappin muthafucka like myself would be able to stand that, BUT I ain't never ready.
Even when i can hear him commin. My mission, TAME THE IDIOT!!!
Did I mention he shits and pisses in the house?
My roomate is in no way happy about this adoption.

I just know they ain't happy...get rid of the dog for peace sake!

AWW animals are so sweet, they are one of gods most precious gifts. Anyone who abuses a animal should have the hands chopped off what that little doggie needs is a good home treat that doggie right BAD.

Blackcat said:

It's like havin a fuckin 5 y/o who never been in a house before. But I got parenting skillz, he'll either get some manners or he'll get some manners...
Rite now most of my day looks like this

00769BAD said:

:LOL: dont worry, everything will work out adventually, it's true, dogs can be a holy terror when their puppies I know the feeling, I adopted a dog when she was only six weeks old and she turned out to be the sweetest thing in this world.

Paisley said:

Yeah but this ain't no chiwawa
and he already got that aggresive thang goin on.
I been tryin to socialize his ass at the park.
I figure I'll let him buddy up with some homeless people
and stray dogs first, then that way if something should
go awry I won't have the legal system breathin down my neck.


Homeless people are easier to deal with than all those other fucks that don't know nothin but I'm gonna sue you!!!
Pay for the doc and give 'em $50 and everything is cool.


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00769BAD said:

:LOL: that's phucked-up!

Whut do you give a dog for

00769BAD said:

:LOL: trust me I know exactly how ya feel on this subject, my dog is now three years old and she's still stankin-up the house, sorry but there's not a damn thang ya can do about it, ya just gotta learn how to live with the funk. :LOL:

Paisley said:

This mothafucka's farts are costic

00769BAD said:

:LOL: yeah dogs farts are NASTY I suggest you keep a can of air freshner close by ya at all times.

So BAD, how are thangs going with the new puppy?

Paisley said:

Paisley, what does adventually mean?

Paisley, what does adventually mean? [/quote]
0wnt.

Paisley said:

Is the past tense of 'shit' 'shat'
If it is, he has shat his last shit in this house.
He no longer does that. Day Three and he has come to be quite the 'GOOD BOY'
Still not the sharpest tool in the shed though.

Supernova said:

well, you got advent and you got eventualy

I would supose adventually is a hybrid that is an eventual/advent... AM I RITE???

00769BAD said:

what a metaphor as well heh

00769BAD said:

I've done things like that. I've verbally created hybrid words because I intended to use one word in part of the sentence, and another word in another part of the sentence. But it wasn't intentional, my attention is usually divided when I do that. Don't know if I'm explaining it right.

so youre doing the 'puppy thing' to huh ?





i will think of you at 2 or 3 am when im outside with my little fluff balls

rdhull said:

But, is the past tense of shit SHAT???

00769BAD said:

shat and/or shitted or even shit used all as past tense is ok imo
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Supernova said:

It's cool, long as you don't come up with 'constantdization'
or some shit. or is it shat?

justkelley said:

00769BAD said:

K.

justkelley said:

2 or 3am I got his ass sleepin on my feet.
He is now a 7am dog. Well at least when it comes to shittin.
He still need to learn the pee-pee

00769BAD said:

OK!!!
now how the fuck are you supose to teach a dog to lift his leg when he pees. I'm hopin that this is somethin he'll learn in time on his own, But this pissin like a girl has to stop.

00769BAD said:

:LOL: that is something you have no control over, or maybe when you do see him going look at him and say no no like this, then raise your leg and show him how it's suppose to be done, maybe he'll get the hint then. :LOL: