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PrintableIceNine likes to murder, it's said
But don't believe all that you've read He likes taking photos And isn't all loco He's an animal-lover instead. | |
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I know of a witness named Larry
His worldview is actually scary He's indoctrinated Prince It don't make no sense Make me wanna cry like Halle Berry | |
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Alternate ending:
"My testicles are kinda hairy" "My Ding-A-Ling was sung by Chuck Berry" "I like ice cream by Ben&Jerry" | |
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I've heard the best men are Dutch
That they are sexy and such I don't wanna pry But this Marty McFly Does he taste like vanilla fudge? | |
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An alternate ending, he said
Planting the image in my head His testicles, hairy To me ain't that scary So maybe it's time that we met [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 5:24:22 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] | |
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There was a young woman named Dansa
Who's a careless fool and a prancer She has fantastic breasts In which I'll make my nest And if she says "No", I will lance her.  | |
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A teller bumped into a cloud
The clash was incredibly loud The cloud was real frank And said he liked to get spanked While saliva dribbled outa his mouth | |
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Cloudbuster said: There was a young woman named Dansa
Who's a careless fool and a prancer She has fantastic breasts In which I'll make my nest And if she says "No", I will lance her. :ikeslap:  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: :ikeslap:
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This is so sad for the ladies
It turns out Teller is Hades The game "Is Teller gay?" Will no longer be played Cloudbuster just moved in, wearing undies | |
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Gooey has got a new Job,
but Noepie wants him to stop, Why would someone that's gay, get to stare at models every day? At least the girls won't fuck their way to the top. WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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Bored out of my wits
Of staring at tits I keep teasing Phil Just tarting until He lets me play with his naughty bits | |
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I wish I had a goal in life
Everything 'cept maybe a muff dive I have so much time, loads Just count all my posts; Eight thousand, one hundred and five | |
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gooeythehamster said: Bored out of my wits
Of staring at tits I keep teasing Phil Just tarting until He lets me play with his naughty bits ROFLMFAO | |
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Clad in tight leather
She took on the weather That's what you get When your boa gets wet Forget about them Red Feathers | |
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Where IS Raspberry?
Is she on a ferry? She started this thread Then hopped back to bed? Or has she got secretly married? | |
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gooeythehamster said: JDINTERACTIVE said: It will take a lot more than a limerick.
What is a rodent to do When his buddy considers him rude? Writing lymericks won't save him Maybe the love I once gave him Will change the mind of this dude That's the nicest thing anybody's ever done 4 me.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: gooeythehamster said: JDINTERACTIVE said: It will take a lot more than a limerick.
What is a rodent to do When his buddy considers him rude? Writing lymericks won't save him Maybe the love I once gave him Will change the mind of this dude That's the nicest thing anybody's ever done 4 me. You ain't touched yet Until you're in my bed Tied up to the posts I'ld cherish you most Cuz this hamster ain't thoroughly fed | |
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gooeythehamster said: An alternate ending, he said
Planting the image in my head His testicles, hairy To me ain't that scary So maybe it's time that we met [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 5:24:22 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] ROFL ... choking on my cornflakes!  | |
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gooeythehamster said: Where IS Raspberry?
Is she on a ferry? She started this thread Then hopped back to bed? Or has she got secretly married? Raspberry needed a rest Cos creativity alas, it had left She went shopping instead And now has a new bed We know shopping's the thing she does best | |
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Has my dear Gooey departed?
To his home I believe he has darted. Hey what was that smell Before the hamster's farewell? He left soon after he farted. | |
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gooeythehamster said: An alternate ending, he said
Planting the image in my head His testicles, hairy To me ain't that scary So maybe it's time that we met [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 5:24:22 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] === This rhyming gay hamster called Gooey Is so manly his friends call him Suey I never will call For him to tickle my balls I know it doesn't all rhyme so sueme | |
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MartyMcFly said: gooeythehamster said: An alternate ending, he said
Planting the image in my head His testicles, hairy To me ain't that scary So maybe it's time that we met This rhyming gay hamster called Gooey Is so manly his friends call him Suey I never will call For him to tickle my balls I know it doesn't all rhyme so sueme A Hamster Named Sue! LoL Actually the name is Huey The Hamster. | |
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