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Org Lymericks There was a young hamster called Gooey
Who peddled his wheel with some fury He could not get off Yelled "Help, I can't stop!" And ended up getting all pooey [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 7:21:34 PDT 2003 by Raspberry] | |
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There once was a fruit named Kiren
Who slightly resembled Helen Mirren In all of her movies She used to pose nude Until she found an anti serum | |
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There once was a cutie named Tron
Who set his lovegun to stun It would be his fate Without using vibrate He got spent before he begun. Hehehe | |
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MinneapolisGenius is here
From Snailtown in Snailden I fear She's addicted to snails But not those from Wales Cos we all know they can't hold their beer. | |
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The fella that used to shout
Oh please stop bustin' my clouds! Got impregnated by Ian Just cuz he wasn't seein' That it was the only thing making him proud | |
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The DJ Finess has awoken
His words, though, as yet are not spoken Why is he so quiet? I'm not sure I buy it Perhaps his computer has broken | |
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lawdy lawd ... I can see you and me wasting a day on this Gooey | |
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Raspberry said: The DJ Finess has awoken
His words, though, as yet are not spoken Why is he so quiet? I'm not sure I buy it Perhaps his computer has broken hahahahahaha ok u got my attention i knew it was comin' i just knew it | |
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This lover-ly fella I met
Seemed to be awfully inbred I won't name no names Cuz that ain't my game So I wil point to his avatar instead ---> [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:32:30 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] | |
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Finess said: hahahahahaha ok u got my attention i knew it was comin' i just knew it
lesson today ... don't poke your head above the parapet ... cos you might just get written about | |
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gooeythehamster said: This lover-ly fella I met
Seemed to be awfully inbred I won't name no names Cuz that ain't my game So I wil point to his avatar instead ---> doh' oh shit, that was coldblooded lol | |
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gooeythehamster said: This lover-ly fella I met
Seemed to be awfully inbred I won't name no names Cuz that ain't my game So I wil point to his avatar instead ---> [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:32:30 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] ROFL!!! | |
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Raspberry said: Finess said: hahahahahaha ok u got my attention i knew it was comin' i just knew it
lesson today ... don't poke your head above the parapet ... cos you might just get written about LMAO what am i gonna do with you | |
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gooeythehamster said: This lover-ly fella I met
Seemed to be awfully inbred I won't name no names Cuz that ain't my game So I wil point to his avatar instead ---> [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:32:30 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] Not very nice. | |
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Have you heard of a man named Haystack
He does nothing all day but smoke crack He's apparantly gay Send him over my way And I'll lay him down on his back. | |
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Gooey once met this guy named Phil
Who was into girls until A dive into muffs Made him wanna cough Now he's into a Dutch gerbil | |
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This hamster I knew was not nice
Cuz all he did was tell lies He slandered JD Barked up the wrong tree Would JD forgive him his vice? | |
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A cute little duckie called Bliss
Fell into a deep dark abyss "Quack" "Quack" "Quack" he shouted "Help me get back" he pouted To the Forums before I am missed. | |
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i suck at this stuff | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: gooeythehamster said: This lover-ly fella I met
Seemed to be awfully inbred I won't name no names Cuz that ain't my game So I wil point to his avatar instead ---> [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:32:30 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster] Not very nice. This hamster should not be forgiven For treating his friend with derision I know he is cute And tasty to boot At least that's what his boyfriends' tell Kiren [This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:51:55 PDT 2003 by Raspberry] | |
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Inside the person of Noepie
Was hidden a Major Tom groupie With every release His friend Gooey teased For sure you are a bit loopy | |
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gooeythehamster said: This hamster I knew was not nice
Cuz all he did was tell lies He slandered JD Barked up the wrong tree Would JD forgive him his vice? It will take a lot more than a limerick. | |
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Finess said: i suck at this stuff
Hence this guy, he's a brotha With lymericks he couldn't be bothered He said with a cough "I suck at this stuff" So gooey wrote him another | |
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gooeythehamster said: Finess said: i suck at this stuff
Hence this guy, he's a brotha With lymericks he couldn't be bothered He said with a cough "I suck at this stuff" So gooey wrote him another hahahahahahahahahaha.. | |
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It will take more than a poem to mend
A friendship that's gone round the bend The hamster and JD Are no longer matey's My boxing gloves I offer to lend ... | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: It will take a lot more than a limerick.
What is a rodent to do When his buddy considers him rude? Writing lymericks won't save him Maybe the love I once gave him Will change the mind of this dude | |
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Cloudbuster said: Have you heard of a God named Haystack
He does nothing all day but be fantastic He's apparantly gay Send him over my way And I'll lay him down on his back And fuck him stupid Okay, then. | |
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