There was a young hamster called Gooey
Who peddled his wheel with some fury
He could not get off
Yelled "Help, I can't stop!"
And ended up getting all pooey
[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 7:21:34 PDT 2003 by Raspberry]

There once was a fruit named Kiren
Who slightly resembled Helen Mirren
In all of her movies
She used to pose nude
Until she found an anti serum

There once was a cutie named Tron
Who set his lovegun to stun
It would be his fate
Without using vibrate
He got spent before he begun.


Hehehe

MinneapolisGenius is here
From Snailtown in Snailden I fear
She's addicted to snails
But not those from Wales
Cos we all know they can't hold their beer.

The fella that used to shout
Oh please stop bustin' my clouds!
Got impregnated by Ian
Just cuz he wasn't seein'
That it was the only thing making him proud

The DJ Finess has awoken
His words, though, as yet are not spoken
Why is he so quiet?
I'm not sure I buy it
Perhaps his computer has broken

lawdy lawd ... I can see you and me wasting a day on this Gooey

Raspberry said:

hahahahahaha ok u got my attention i knew it was comin' i just knew it

This lover-ly fella I met
Seemed to be awfully inbred
I won't name no names
Cuz that ain't my game
So I wil point to his avatar instead --->
[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:32:30 PDT 2003 by gooeythehamster]

Finess said:

lesson today ... don't poke your head above the parapet ... cos you might just get written about

gooeythehamster said:

doh' oh shit, that was coldblooded lol

gooeythehamster said:

ROFL!!!

Raspberry said:

LMAO what am i gonna do with you

gooeythehamster said:

Not very nice.

Have you heard of a man named Haystack
He does nothing all day but smoke crack
He's apparantly gay
Send him over my way
And I'll lay him down on his back.

Gooey once met this guy named Phil
Who was into girls until
A dive into muffs
Made him wanna cough
Now he's into a Dutch gerbil

This hamster I knew was not nice
Cuz all he did was tell lies
He slandered JD
Barked up the wrong tree
Would JD forgive him his vice?

A cute little duckie called Bliss
Fell into a deep dark abyss
"Quack" "Quack" "Quack" he shouted
"Help me get back" he pouted
To the Forums before I am missed.

i suck at this stuff

JDINTERACTIVE said:

This hamster should not be forgiven
For treating his friend with derision
I know he is cute
And tasty to boot
At least that's what his boyfriends' tell Kiren
[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 4:51:55 PDT 2003 by Raspberry]

Inside the person of Noepie
Was hidden a Major Tom groupie
With every release
His friend Gooey teased
For sure you are a bit loopy

gooeythehamster said:

It will take a lot more than a limerick.

Finess said:

Hence this guy, he's a brotha
With lymericks he couldn't be bothered
He said with a cough
"I suck at this stuff"
So gooey wrote him another

gooeythehamster said:

hahahahahahahahahaha..

It will take more than a poem to mend
A friendship that's gone round the bend
The hamster and JD
Are no longer matey's
My boxing gloves I offer to lend ...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

What is a rodent to do
When his buddy considers him rude?
Writing lymericks won't save him
Maybe the love I once gave him
Will change the mind of this dude

Cloudbuster said:

Okay, then.