The BBC site has a fun little limerick competition. But don't post them there, post them here!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...177418.stm

Some are rather Brit biased so I've copied and pasted the ones relevant to America here. Simply come up with the rest of the limerick.

On Arnie's first day in the job...

When J-Lo and Ben named the day...

When J-Lo and Ben named the day
Media pressure just got in the way
They had to postpone
And then stayed at home
Watching Jenny, in Gigli, be gay!

Poetry is for homosexuals.

Cloudbuster said:

I'd better let my wife know!

KeithyT said:

Yes, you had.

Cloudbuster said:

You got that right.

Haystack and Cloudbuster! Limericks please. Let's get ours in before 2the9s sees this thread. You know how he is with Limericks and Haiku.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

Cloudbuster said:

that's the spirit (I think)

There was a bi guy on the Org,
Who's nether regions got as much action as a morgue,
His face was a mess,
His morals were anybody's guess,
Yep, it's Cloudy and he loves to shag his dawg.

Haystack said:

Here's a fave of mine that I posted on here a while back,

There was a wank twat from Iraq
Who had a wank face like a spac
He said "I'm unlucky
No-one will fuck me"
Then a rottweiler tore off his sac.

National Pottery Day!

The was a short pixie called Prince,
Who's music sometimes made me wince,
I then saw him play,
A gig in the U.K.,
And I haven't looked back ever since!

...best I could come up with in 30 seconds!
(Sorry - I don't know if "wince" is a universally used word.)
[This message was edited Thu Oct 9 5:42:35 PDT 2003 by bryanpage]

There once was a man named snoop
he loved to eat poop
what was his problem anyway?
he said a poop a day keeps the doctor away
he countined his fascination with poop untill
one day he drowned in a bowl of soup

Christopher said:

No rhythm, sir!

If you don't get it right next time I shall all over your face.

Cloudbuster said:

i tried

Christopher said:

That's nice.

Cloudbuster said:

lovely

there once was a woman from decatur
who was laid by a big alligator
no one knew the results of that screw
because after he laid her he ate her

Oh snap! I didn't know this; I just posted a haiku thread. (Maybe I should've made it a limerick thread?

Anyway, Happy NPD!