That most women outlive men by atleast ten years? why is that?


IT'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN!
[This message was edited Wed Oct 8 15:32:03 PDT 2003 by Paisley]

Come on fellas give us ladies your opinions.

because women nag them to death.

and men spend their whole lives working their asses off at jobs they hate to support their women.

AaronMaximus said:

UMM excuse me, but now days most women take care of theirself.

Paisley said:

yes, but we're talking about life expectancy of people that are dying now. for the people who are elderly and dying now, that wasn't the case.

it's all the good shagging you get...keeps you young

AaronMaximus said:

Damn someone is a bit irritable today arn't they?

and we die of boredom during foreplay

Paisley said:

not really. you asked a question. i was just answering it. i'm light on emoticons today... ("")

MrBliss said:

oh please, most men hate foreplay.

Paisley said:

i'm SAYIN!

and it's all your shitty cooking...chicks need to learn to cook better

MrBliss said:

And I'm sayin that they dont like doing it, they just wanna do their thang as quick as they can and roll over and go to sleep.

and you make us wear dumb clothes so we die of embarrassment

Paisley said:

and he said that foreplay kills men out of boredom.









LORD WOMAN!

MrBliss said:

now that hurt!

argggh!


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[This message was edited Wed Oct 8 15:48:21 PDT 2003 by MrBliss]

MrBliss said:

and we also die of mood swing abuse

and sometimes you suffocate us with your big jubbelies

MrBliss said:

I actually quite like that one.

althom said:

so how did you REALLY hurt your arm?

MrBliss said:

Jubbelies fell on me.

althom said:

*coughcoughcoughyouwish!coughcough*...

and it's because us guys let you drink our life sustaining juices

and you fart in bed..which wears us down and slowly poisons us

and you make us observe childbirth...which is very traumatic for us

they say it's because women handle stress better, we communicate, while men bottle it up inside.

I can't handle shit, i'ma die in about 3 min!

and you stick your finger in our bottom