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Thread started 10/08/03 8:13am

Anxiety

Brand Names For Products You Would Never Buy

Have you ever thought of a brand name for a product that nobody would buy? Let's start a product line...

Fruity Crotch

Musty Merrangue

Fudgy Fresh

Gamey Gamey Gumdrops

Festive Stench Barbie

Doom Juice

Chromo Cookies

Fierce Ipacac Gatorade

Gag'N'Wretch Body Spray
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Reply #1 posted 10/08/03 8:15am

Handclapsfinga
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Anxiety said:

Fierce Ipacac Gatorade

is it in you?...well, not anymore barf lol

umm, i wouldn't buy f'ass-flavored fritos...
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Reply #2 posted 10/08/03 8:17am

Anxiety

Darth Vader's Adult Undergarments - Your lack of bladder control is troubling.
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Reply #3 posted 10/08/03 8:18am

cborgman

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Festive Stench Barbie

falloff
does it come with a douche applicater?

Doom Juice

i would totally buy that, cause it sounds like it would be a ver ironic product.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #4 posted 10/08/03 8:19am

cborgman

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

Fierce Ipacac Gatorade

is it in you?...well, not anymore barf lol

umm, i wouldn't buy f'ass-flavored fritos...


well, i would totally but Foot and Ass flavored fritos just to sport the bag...

man, that joke never gets old... i miss that post.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #5 posted 10/08/03 8:20am

applekisses

Elena Bobbit's Home Briss Kit...

boxed (sorry!)
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Reply #6 posted 10/08/03 8:24am

Byron

Ben & Jerry's Gravel Road Crunch
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Reply #7 posted 10/08/03 8:27am

Anxiety

Anal Roni
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Reply #8 posted 10/08/03 8:28am

IceNine

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Rectum Rekker brand butt plugs.
SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #9 posted 10/08/03 8:29am

Anxiety

Phyllis Diller Eye Cream
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Reply #10 posted 10/08/03 8:30am

Byron

"Gee Your Ass Smells Terrific!" hemorrhoid cream
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Reply #11 posted 10/08/03 8:30am

cborgman

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Karen Carpenter and Maria Shriver's home weight loss kit
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Reply #12 posted 10/08/03 8:31am

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Byron said:

"Gee Your Ass Smells Terrific!" hemorrhoid cream


falloff
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Reply #13 posted 10/08/03 8:32am

Anxiety

cborgman said:

Karen Carpenter and Maria Shriver's home weight loss kit


lol

Maria Shriver's Flaming Skull Facial Masque
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Reply #14 posted 10/08/03 8:33am

cborgman

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Anxiety said:

cborgman said:

Karen Carpenter and Maria Shriver's home weight loss kit


lol

Maria Shriver's Flaming Skull Facial Masque


man, i swear she is skeletor...
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Reply #15 posted 10/08/03 8:42am

Anxiety

Newman's Own Taint Polish
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Reply #16 posted 10/08/03 8:44am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

cborgman said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

Fierce Ipacac Gatorade

is it in you?...well, not anymore barf lol

umm, i wouldn't buy f'ass-flavored fritos...


well, i would totally but Foot and Ass flavored fritos just to sport the bag...

empty the bag and have it framed and hung up for posterity...falloff

man, that joke never gets old... i miss that post.

me too, man...evillol
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Reply #17 posted 10/08/03 8:44am

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Anxiety said:

Newman's Own Taint Polish


falloff falloff falloff falloff

i swaer to god, i just laughed so hard, i made myself cough
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Reply #18 posted 10/08/03 8:45am

cborgman

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

cborgman said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

Fierce Ipacac Gatorade

is it in you?...well, not anymore barf lol

umm, i wouldn't buy f'ass-flavored fritos...


well, i would totally but Foot and Ass flavored fritos just to sport the bag...

empty the bag and have it framed and hung up for posterity...falloff

man, that joke never gets old... i miss that post.

me too, man...evillol


framed "FASS frito" bag...

i asked but never got a respone... would it be considered flaming to have quotes from that in my sig?
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Reply #19 posted 10/08/03 8:48am

Handclapsfinga
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cborgman said:

framed "FASS frito" bag...

i asked but never got a respone... would it be considered flaming to have quotes from that in my sig?

i wouldn't think so...hmmm
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Reply #20 posted 10/08/03 8:49am

cborgman

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

cborgman said:

framed "FASS frito" bag...

i asked but never got a respone... would it be considered flaming to have quotes from that in my sig?

i wouldn't think so...hmmm


should i ask ian to be sure?
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Reply #21 posted 10/08/03 8:49am

REDFEATHERS

Cheesy Knob Cheese
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Reply #22 posted 10/08/03 8:50am

Byron

Kraft's Macaroni & Phlegm
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Reply #23 posted 10/08/03 8:53am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

cborgman said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

cborgman said:

framed "FASS frito" bag...

i asked but never got a respone... would it be considered flaming to have quotes from that in my sig?

i wouldn't think so...hmmm


should i ask ian to be sure?

yeah, you might wanna ask 'im...i'm guessin it should be fine, as long as you ain't attackin the person who made the quote...sumfin like that. nod
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Reply #24 posted 10/08/03 8:53am

Handclapsfinga
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Betty Crocker's Instant Ass eek
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Reply #25 posted 10/08/03 9:36am

stymie

cborgman said:

Anxiety said:

cborgman said:

Karen Carpenter and Maria Shriver's home weight loss kit


lol

Maria Shriver's Flaming Skull Facial Masque


man, i swear she is skeletor...
Oh, shit! I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe!lol
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Reply #26 posted 10/08/03 10:08am

Anxiety

stymie said:


Oh, shit! I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe!lol


Mrs. Paul's Frozen Fischerspooner Sticks lol





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[This message was edited Wed Oct 8 10:09:45 PDT 2003 by Anxiety]
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