ok...there were two statues sitting in the garden, they had been there for years...just staring at each other.

one day a fairy came along and said, 'alright you two...i have come to make you human for 15 minutes. i feel badly for you to have been out here so long and never gotten the chance to feel life...so here you have it...your 15 minutes...'

and then PROOF ! they were both human...

they ran around behind a bush together..and the fairy could see the bush shake and hear some strange noises...along with great laughter...

then they came back and sat in their spot.

the fairy looked confused...she said, 'you still have another 11 minutes...dont you want to use that time ?'

the first statue looked at the other and said, 'ok...this time you hold the bird down and i will shit on its head'




your turn

Your mamas so fat when she hangs out at the street corner the cops roll by and say "alright everyone break it up!"

what do call a man with no arms and legs in the sea?





bob.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the door?






matt.

so this skeleton walks into a bar...

teller said:

you all suck ass at the joke thing...

justkelley said:

I don't get it... (I never get jokes without explanation)

Nevermind...