so i just got an e-mail from jordan, who i dated for a couple of months. after we broke up he decided he was str8, married a girl after a few months, and moved to seattle...

man, i am a bad gay man.

[This message was edited Sun Oct 5 12:34:18 PDT 2003 by cborgman]

sounds like something right out of Seinfeld

dayum!

cborgman said:

hey ... we cancel one another out! ... I did the same to my first boyfriend ... he's now got a long-term boyfriend

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

well, to be fair, he was already driving a pickup truck

Raspberry said:

okay, so my genitals are not the only magic orientation changing ones

cborgman said:

irresistibleb1tch said:

"not that there's anything wrong with that"

cborgman said:

jordan knight eh?...wow

tackam said:

of course as a seattle dweller, i partially blame you

Christopher said:

i wonder how much i could get paid by the tabloids for that story.

cborgman said:

eeevil!!!

cborgman said:

hmmm ... Neil was into Barbra Streisand ... should I have guessed?

Raspberry said:

is there a support group for us?

"hi my name is chris and i turned my boyfriend straight."

cborgman said:

"hi my name is kiren and i turned by boyfriend straight."

Cborgman said:

Raspberry said:

... it's kinda like Spartacus
[This message was edited Sun Oct 5 12:50:33 PDT 2003 by Raspberry]

cborgman said:

Yeah, Seattle makes people straight.

tackam said:

ohhh, i know it's the str8 mecca. no one ever talks about it, but i know

Off-topic, but did anyone see Saturday Night Live last night? They did a reverse Queer Eye, and had 3 lesbians make over a straight girl. It was fucking hilarious!

AnotherLoverToo said:

Omg, no way. Did they dyke her out? I'm so sorry I missed that.

cborgman said:

This happpened to Boy George too. His boyfriend Kirk Brandon--who was his first love before he dated Jon Moss--turned straight after he dated George.

George wrote a song about it called "Unfinished Business" on his "Cheapness and Beauty" album.

Chris, if it's any consolation...I turn all my ex-girlfriends into lesbians. IM NOT KIDDING!

35% of the girls I've dated are now lesbians...

Don't worry dude. I remember talking to a girl who told me her last ex turned gay after her. Maybe he thought, if you don't do it for him, then guys don't do it for him. Maybe, you were the litmus test. If Borgman doesn't rock me, I must be straight.

Also, I think sometimes people are too keen to box themselves into little clear cut black & white roles like "I'm the big tough, straight guy" or "I'm the camp gay guy". Life is never black & white and all of us are some shade of gray. Sexual preferences are just that, a preference.

Don't take it personal. You're cool, we all know about your personality - you rule!

daned said:

Thanks, pal...by the way my girlfriend says I AM Woody Allen...

DudeDrops said:

If her name is Soon-Yi and she's your adopted daughter, then you are. Please can I be in your next film? Just a little part, I won't be any trouble. Don't pay me, just get me flown to NY, put me in cheap accomadation & buy me soup - I won't complain. Just a little part, please Woody?

Now lets think about this...can he ever really be str8?

daned said:

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

tackam said:

They had a softball player who was throwing things at the straight girl and trying to get her to wear plaid flannel shirts; they had another who was reading poetry to her about her "womb" and told her to throw her razor away and "let that grass grow"; another who was talking about "ripping up carpet". It was pretty good

daned said:

you two kill me

DudeDrops said:

okay, you are coming to our support group then too...