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Thread started 10/02/03 11:06am

IceNine

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Why don't more people worship the dark lord?

I just don't get it... why do people always act like Jesus was such a good guy when it is SO obvious that Satan is the best?
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Reply #1 posted 10/02/03 11:09am

Slave2daGroove

Eternal damnation chickenshits!
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Reply #2 posted 10/02/03 11:11am

IceNine

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Slave2daGroove said:

Eternal damnation chickenshits!

Eternal damnation, eternal schnamnation...

Praise his name on high...

L U C I F E R

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Reply #3 posted 10/02/03 11:11am

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once these guys came around it became too trendy.
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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Reply #4 posted 10/02/03 11:11am

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Maybe it's that annoying aroma of sulfur?
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #5 posted 10/02/03 11:12am

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Yeah, that was what I was saying all the damn time!!!

Satan is the best, xcept that he doesn't excsist... but humans do! And humans are the best!!!
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Reply #6 posted 10/02/03 11:13am

IceNine

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chemmie said:

once these guys came around it became too trendy.


They certainly love the DARK LORD too... biggrin

Hell Awaits was a GREAT album!
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Reply #7 posted 10/02/03 11:13am

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"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #8 posted 10/02/03 11:14am

IceNine

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teller said:

Maybe it's that annoying aroma of sulfur?


Sulfur, schmulfur...

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP!

:Evil:
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Reply #9 posted 10/02/03 11:14am

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People are afraid of all those people who walk around calling them selves satanists - and think that it involves 2kg of black make-up, black black black and bizare clothing...rolleyes
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Reply #10 posted 10/02/03 11:15am

IceNine

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HerRoyalBadness said:

Yeah, that was what I was saying all the damn time!!!

Satan is the best, xcept that he doesn't excsist... but humans do! And humans are the best!!!

We are all SATAN!

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Reply #11 posted 10/02/03 11:15am

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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #12 posted 10/02/03 11:15am

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"who are you carrying all those briks for? God?!? is that it? God? well let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. he's a prankster. think about it. he gives man insticts. he gives you this extraordinary gift. and what does he do? I swear for his own amusement. his own cosmic gag real. he sets the rules in opposition. it's the goof of all time. look but don't touch. touch but don't taste. taste but don't swallow. and while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? he's laughing his sick fucking ass off. he's a tight ass. he's a sadist. he's an absentte landlord. worship that, never!"
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Reply #13 posted 10/02/03 11:17am

IceNine

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dumbass said:

"who are you carrying all those briks for? God?!? is that it? God? well let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. he's a prankster. think about it. he gives man insticts. he gives you this extraordinary gift. and what does he do? I swear for his own amusement. his own cosmic gag real. he sets the rules in opposition. it's the goof of all time. look but don't touch. touch but don't taste. taste but don't swallow. and while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? he's laughing his sick fucking ass off. he's a tight ass. he's a sadist. he's an absentte landlord. worship that, never!"


Superb!

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Reply #14 posted 10/02/03 11:18am

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Lammastide said:


Nerd is an affectionate term for very smart people, so that shirt is okay.

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ON YOUR KNEES!
BOW BEFORE THE DARK LORD!

S A T A N
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Reply #15 posted 10/02/03 11:19am

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these guys played the whole Satan bit better though. And if you know who they are, you know your metal.
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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Reply #16 posted 10/02/03 11:24am

IceNine

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chemmie said:

these guys played the whole Satan bit better though. And if you know who they are, you know your metal.

Deicide...

Now you must rock out properly with SUPERJOINT RITUAL.

Oh, and worship the dark lord.
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Reply #17 posted 10/02/03 11:27am

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IceNine said:


Deicide...

Now you must rock out properly with SUPERJOINT RITUAL.

Oh, and worship the dark lord.


the album is sitting in my car.


and you only got that because you looked at the picture properties.
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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Reply #18 posted 10/02/03 11:31am

IceNine

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chemmie said:

IceNine said:


Deicide...

Now you must rock out properly with SUPERJOINT RITUAL.

Oh, and worship the dark lord.


the album is sitting in my car.


and you only got that because you looked at the picture properties.


Rock both of the Superjoint Ritual albums and go out and buy the DVD...

Oh, and shut up and worship the dark lord.

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Reply #19 posted 10/02/03 11:32am

Anxiety



Satan is doing fine and well, thank you.
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Reply #20 posted 10/02/03 11:34am

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Anxiety said:



Satan is doing fine and well, thank you.


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Reply #21 posted 10/02/03 11:41am

IceNine

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Anxiety said:



Satan is doing fine and well, thank you.

That is a false "satan." ClearChannel is "satan" with a lower-case "s."

Fuck them.

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Reply #22 posted 10/02/03 12:14pm

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chemmie said:

these guys played the whole Satan bit better though. And if you know who they are, you know your metal.


What a bunch of gimps. I'm sorry, I love metal too but Deicide were just a gang of losers. Look at that cunt on the left! Who's he think he is? Larry the Lion? The one on the far right is trying to do that 'scarey eye-popping' thing not realising it gives him the expresion of a man being bummed by a donkey.

They mouthed off about what a bunch of bad motherfuckers they were and then they came to play their debut UK gig in Bradford where they got the shit kicked out of them and their equipment nicked. Bunch of fucking babies, the lot of them. How dare they sample The Evil Dead! Someone ought to sample them with a big ice pick.
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Reply #23 posted 10/02/03 12:21pm

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uzi you and your ideas !!!
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Reply #24 posted 10/02/03 12:22pm

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daned said:

chemmie said:

these guys played the whole Satan bit better though. And if you know who they are, you know your metal.


What a bunch of gimps. I'm sorry, I love metal too but Deicide were just a gang of losers. Look at that cunt on the left! Who's he think he is? Larry the Lion? The one on the far right is trying to do that 'scarey eye-popping' thing not realising it gives him the expresion of a man being bummed by a donkey.

They mouthed off about what a bunch of bad motherfuckers they were and then they came to play their debut UK gig in Bradford where they got the shit kicked out of them and their equipment nicked. Bunch of fucking babies, the lot of them. How dare they sample The Evil Dead! Someone ought to sample them with a big ice pick.



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i never really liked Deicide that much actually. They were just the band that played the whole Satanist game more than any other band. Kinda like how Cannibal Corpse plays the mutilation game.
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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Reply #25 posted 10/02/03 12:39pm

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The Bible tells us the Lord God made every Plant before placing it in the earth. The Earth
was dusty because He had not yet caused it to rain.

But all was well with the Plants. At that time they were tiny bundles of DNA with instructions
on how to grow and bloom after they were placed in the Earth. They lived in a spacious wing of
Heaven called the Molecular Garden. There were no predators. Angels came by often to goggle
at these tiny creations who would be permitted to journey to Earth while they, larger and smarter
creations, had to remain in Heaven.

The Angel Lucifer came almost every day. Most days he wondered aloud why he could not go
to the Earth. The other Angels explained that going to the Earth, or doing anything but being an
Angel, was not in the Lord God's plan for them.

Time passed. The Lord God took dust from the earth and created a man. Then He caused it to
rain. Next morning, He called all the inhabitants of Heaven together to say good-bye to the Plants.
He would plant them in a garden, eastward of a place called Eden on the Earth. They would grow
and supply the needs of the man who was to be put there. The Plants were a riot of greenery, anxious
to be planted.

While God was planting the Garden of Eden, Lucifer called all the Angels together. He demanded
to know, "Why are Plants allowed more privileges than Angels? And this new creation, man, why is
he being treated so special?"

The Lord God returned from planting the Garden of Eden to find Lucifer leading the Angels in
revolt. Lucifer, the Angels declared, would be their new leader. The Lord God ended the revolt with
one word, "No," and one action; He threw Lucifer out of Heaven.

The Angels repented and wondered where Lucifer would go. They saw him settle in a place that
in the distant future would be called the South in a country called the United States. This was the
most beautiful place on Earth, the Lord God's finest creation. Alarmed, the Angels told the Lord God
where Lucifer had gone.

"Fear not, dear Angels," the Lord God assured them with a smile. "I altered the DNA of one of
the Plants. Everywhere Lucifer goes, this plant will grow and protect the land from him. I named
the plant Kudzu."


Now you know why the Devil himself can't do anything with kudzu!


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Reply #26 posted 10/02/03 2:03pm

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Believe it or not...I threw this cd in the garbage not 2 weeks ago!

Sure, 'Reign In Blood' was and will always be the greatest speed metal record of all time

But I've got kids now and I'm trying to clean up the joint.
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Reply #27 posted 10/02/03 2:09pm

PEJ

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plain and simple... he's the bad guy







To Sir, with Love
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Reply #28 posted 10/02/03 2:34pm

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PEJ said:

plain and simple... he's the bad guy


The dark lord is not the bad guy at all... he just suffers from bad press.
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Reply #29 posted 10/02/03 3:18pm

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Rudy said:

chemmie said:




Believe it or not...I threw this cd in the garbage not 2 weeks ago!

Sure, 'Reign In Blood' was and will always be the greatest speed metal record of all time

But I've got kids now and I'm trying to clean up the joint.


CHRIST!!! sacreligious.

you dont throw it out. you simply hide it!!!

you could have sold it on amazon or ebay too!
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