Mine is the cornnuts jingle. I used to hear this on the radio and laugh my ass off.


Cornnuts Jingle by ?

Go to your room and lock the door,
'Cause when you try it once you'll wanna try it some more!
Size doesn't matter and that's a fact,
It might be small, but it's a big impact!

Bust a nut! Bust a nut!
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts™ and bust a nut!
They're lightly toasted and hard as well,
Enjoy yourself, we won't tell...

Everybody does it, they like it a lot,
You can do it at school , just don't get caught!
It takes a few minutes, if you don't delay;
Take your time and make it last all day!

Bust a nut! Bust a nut!
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts™ and bust a nut!
They're lightly toasted and hard as well,
Enjoy yourself, we won't tell...

:LOL:

i'ma never look at cornnuts the same ever again...

bust a cornnut, yeah right! :LOL:

AaronMaximus said:

Paisley said:

chicago thing.


it's been haunting me for 26 years. i can't get it out of my head. thanks Bozo.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 2 19:45:37 PDT 2003 by AaronMaximus]

AaronMaximus said:

I know you didn't call me Bozo!

I like this one by Superjoint Ritual:

Kill kill kill!!!

murder murder murder!!!

Whoo hoo hoo!!!

Rock out hard!!!

I think they were selling Iron maiden t-shirts and airplane glue.

2the9s said:

Dude, are you feeling ok?

Paisley said:

It's my avatar isn't it?

AaronMaximus said:

i like that jingle!

My bologna has a first name...it's O.S.C.A.R...
my bologna has a second name it's M.A.Y.E.R...
Oh I love to eat it everyday...
and if you'd ask me...why I'd say...

That OSCAR MAYER has a way with
B.O.L.O.G.N.A.

2the9s said:

No it's aight!

Nil Negen Nil Zes, Nil Vijf Nil Zes...dat is een lekker nummertje...Nil Negen Nil Zes, Nil Vijf Nil Zes...dat is een lekker nummertje

0906-0506 It's a Dutch Phone Sex Line...and because it's on ALL THE TIME...It was one of the first dutch "phrases" (if you will) that I learned when I first came here!! :LOL:


HAPPY DIALING

Paisley said:

of course not. i meant the real Bozo. Bozo's Circus. it was the beginning of my Empire Carpte jingle torture.

~Pop, pop...fizz, fizz...Oh whatta relief it is...!

"I'm stuck on Band-Aids, 'cause
Band-Aids stuck on me"

Vashti said:

that's gotta be one of those types of jingles you end up hummin unknowingly when you're bored...

Christopher said:

althom said:

I like the jingle 4 Test Cricket.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

remember this





a good time was had by all

Stick it it...
Pull it out...
The taste is gonna move you,
when you pop it in your mouth...

Christopher said:

Another porn line: "Don't just sit around at home, make new friends on the telephone 0898 21 21 21! 0898 21 21 21!"

Or for when that phone call ends: "Bounty the super soaker-uper, Bounty!

Christopher said:

How could I 4get. I think they need a jingle 4 our hair...Here they come, walkin' down the street, its Chris and JD, greetin' the people they meet...Hey, hey its the BIGHAIRS

JDINTERACTIVE said:

id buy what those two are selling..

/
btw its like clockwork we log on at the same time

Christopher said:

That's cuz I had my CHRISTOPHER RADAR hidden in my 'do.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

what else you got in there? any chips?