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new stuff at work------long but worth it!!! My boss just sent me this for immediate implementation and I agree with it
so much I thought I would share. Dear employees > > For all my friends with concerns for the deterioration of the > language. > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals > throughout the company have been using foul language during the > course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints > received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of > language will be no longer been tolerated. > We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to > > accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. > Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so > that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an > effective "foul free" manner. > > 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. > INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. > 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. > INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. > 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. > INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? > 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. > INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. > 5) TRY SAYING: Really? > INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! > 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... > INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. > 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. > INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. > 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. > INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? > 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. > INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. > 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. > INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? > 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. > INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. > 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? > INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die. > 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? > INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. > 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. > INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. > 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. > INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. > 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. > INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. > 17) TRY SAYING: You want ME to take care of that? > INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? > 18) TRY SAYING: I see. > INSTEAD OF: Blow me. > 19) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. > INSTEAD OF: He's a prick. > > Thank You, > Human Resources We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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