Okay, so we've all read the 'I'm leaving the Org' threads, but what would be the most effective and/or shocking last words you could think of with regards to the Org?

Some examples...

'I've got a terminal illness and you still mocked me. Goodbye, Org'

'Stick this place right up your rectum, I'm going to NPGMC forever!'

'Oh God! Somebody please call me an ambulance. I'm choking. Please, somebody!!! My address is 6 Ac

I have just slaughtered Prince, put all his body pieces in my freezer in little labelled tupperware boxes, with days of the week written on... and I am on the run...

..and it is on the news that Prince HAS been killed...and the police are looking for RedFeathers

Disclaimer: I didn't do it...

er... [snip. account deleted.]

I had Natasha's bastard butt-baby.

You will all be happy to know that I'm leaving this place forever. It is a decision that I should have made a long time ago, I know everyone is sick of all my and I dont want to keep you guys in misery for any longer so I'm out, see ya and I wouldn't wanna be ya.

Paisley said:

now... was that an example? or the real thing?

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[This message was edited Wed Oct 1 15:13:25 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE]

AaronMaximus said:

Sorry to disappoint ya but it was just an example.

Paisley said:

But it isnt "shocking!"

I just simply dont want 2 be here anymore.

Matt and I are in love and I'm running away to Alaska with him. Goodbye org...hello love.


love edit
[This message was edited Wed Oct 1 15:17:55 PDT 2003 by althom]

JDINTERACTIVE said:

those aren't really "last words" though. they're more of a mantra... of anyone that's been here over a week

althom said:

althom said:

I am leaving to have a baby, and I dont know if it is bens, matts, ians, or JustKelleys..

AaronMaximus said:

I just had a sex change so I could move to Minneapolis and become Prince's next protege.

"I have just got an email from Ben and he is dismantling the Org, so pick up your avatars and go.


Not only am I leaving, but we are all leaving."

"I'm leaving here because you guys broke my synthesizer, i will never trust you people again."

althom is really a woman. Goodbye.

Hi, this is Haystack's partner, Adrian.

Haystack died yesterday morning at 3.00a.m. after a short, but terminal illness.

Before he passed on, he told me his username and password and asked me to tell you all what the situation was.

He wanted me to tell you just how much he enjoyed this site and how much your love meant to him.

This is a very difficult thing to write, as you can imagine, and this will be the first and only time that I post here on his behalf.

Thank you for your understanding.

Haystack said:

"hmmm. i never noticed this before... almost looks like an exposed wire here on the ol' PC...wonder what happens if i..."

XxAxX said:

LOL

Ben's a cunt.

I've decided to reclaim my Amish heritage and give up the modern world for a simpler life where I can have a cool beard and wear black every day. So until there's an NPGMC quilting event or horseshoe derby, I bid my brethren a kind farewell.

I don't know how to tell you this, but I've been having an affair with NPGMC all along, I'm in love with it, I've started an account there already and loaded up a new avatar, we also plan on having a thread together and a couple of post. I know this may be alot to digest all at once, but I just want you to know that I'll always think of you and the post we shared. I'm sure you'll find another orger to take my place, someone who'll treat you alot better than I ever did. I hope we can stay friends, and feel free to call me anytime you want.
[This message was edited Wed Oct 1 16:29:00 PDT 2003 by magnificentsynthesizer667]