Have you ever thought about this question?

Mine would say, "hey, easy on the beer and chilli! "

What would yours say?

Prabably "hey easy on the beer, curry and lettuce*"

*it's just a thing I have

mine would say "nothing to see here"

get back up on the shoulders where ya belong. g'wan now, git!

"Damn I smell good."

These bubble wrap pants are starting to annoy me

"Lleena what is your avatar about?"

Christopher said:

Is that your bottom talking to me Christopher?

Lleena said:

"Well im trying to stay on topic...so yes"

Who's that guy coming at me?

And what is he pointing at me?

Christopher said:

My bottom responds: "Lleena's avatar is the robot lady from the movie Metroplolis, she has quite a hard bum!"

Lleena said:

"Thank you Lleenas bum...you certainly have personality!"

gooeythehamster said:

He hun, zit je nog op de palijsstraat ?

"Quit sitting on me!"

Fhunkin said:

Neee.
Nu zit ik weer op de Staalkade.
FEESTJE!

We hebben audities.
VROUWEN modellen.

"Anx is so ugly, he needs to shave me and start walking backwards."

Anxiety said:

Anx is currently standing over a flat mirror to make sure his bottom can see how ugly he is.

mine would probably say

"Bring on winter, I haven't been waxed for a while and now
I'm sportin more hair than an Andes yack, so I'm ready for
some blistering cold baby".

gooeythehamster said:

Geen inwerken dus

gooeythehamster said:

My wife reckons my bottom talks in its sleep.

Blueview said:

Will JIJ me inwerken?

Hard?

gooeythehamster said:

I can't help it.

bkw said:

Mine would say "KISS ME"

Mine would say:

"Stop looking at me Gooey!!"

noepie said:

Or;

"Why are you giving me that tongue bath?"

gooeythehamster said:

So you're new job is a rim one?

IstenSzek said:

Ass waxing...OUCH!

You're full of shit and so is every other asshole that you know.

Would you do me a favour and change your fucking underpants.