Yo Mama,
Yo Daddy
Ur ol stinkin granny got holes in her panties gotta big behind like Frankenstein goin beep beep beep down Sesame Street.

I have no idea what you are talking about but it's funny Keep up the good work

it was the first day of school and the teacher asked this boy 2 stand up and state his name

and he said, "Im a mean mutha fucka from down the street and ill kick yo ass from tree 2 tree."

she sent him 2 the Principal office. The principle said, "ok young man what is your name?"

And he said, "Im a mean mutha fucka from down the street and ill beat yo ass from tree2 tree." And the Principal sent him home.

So when he was crossing the street, he got hit by a car and went str8 cown 2 hell.

So when he was down there, the devil said, "state your name!"

And he said "Im a mean mutha fucka from down the block and ill kick yo ass from tree 2 tree."

And the devil said right back, "Im a mean mutha fucka from underground and ill BURN YO ASS CRISPY BROWN!!!"

paisleypark4 said:

i remember this one!!! except the version i heard went, "i'm a bad muthafucka from tennessee and i'll kick yo ass from tree to tree!"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Coo Beans! I wonder who made that...
Hmm i gotta nutha one...



Gotta diss about yo mama and it go like dis
She got popcorn tities and a stinkin booty
She gotta ring around her coochie and it smell like fish
I bet yo ma fifty dollas that she cant top this!