Paisley said:

Chico319 said:

ahem...
got a joke for ya.
you might have heard this before,
so if you have, please don't ruin the punchline for everybody else...here goes:

so this skeleton walks into a bar,
now the bartender has seen it all in his time,
so he's really not too bothered by the sight
of a skeleton walking up to the bar
so the bartender is like, "what'll it be, mac?"
and the skeleton screams, "ICED TEA!!!"
a little taken aback by such an unusual order,
the bartender looks at him for a second, then asks,
"did you just say iced tea?"
to which the skeleton replies...

"WHY YES!     I LOVE ICED TEA!!!"

MWUAHAHAHAAA!!! :LOL: Oh man I just kill me sometimes...

oh god it just gets better every time i tell it...

Paisley said:

It's ok lil' homie. I'm sure Bad will let you borrow his book of rhymes. '101 Weak Rhymes For Dummies' :LOL:


I respect yo gangsta tho' Fo real tho'. On the purple tip.

All the rest of yo boys in hidin
So I guess it's "fuck dre day"
It's in yo shit shit,
I'm slippin and slidin
While you fearfuly runnin away
And you verbaly miss firin
With that crappy piece of junk
Givin hails to loddy body
Why you givin props to another punk?

You and them already been exposed
The apitamy of the weakest link
Of course I'mma answer you, you fool
THIS IS MY THREAD
Whut did you think
The shit commin outta y'all mouth
The equivilent of mental diarhea
And all you can think when I hit back is
"Oh fuck me, Momma mia"

Like I said this is fuck dre day
Bitch smackin you
From the 'states'
Over to the uk
You was lookin for a spankin
So now you got it
Have yo way.

And it's good you been keepin up
With the 'star trek' show
You been playin cling -on on my dick
I think it's time you let go.
Look at you clappin, jumpin, actin
Like you won the grand prize
You better go take more time off
And get with them other lil guys.

One more little thing to say
And then I'll be THOO
I'm King BAD, you wanna be me
Or just like me
But I never wanna be
YOU!!!


oops up side yo head edit
[This message was edited Wed Oct 1 16:15:27 PDT 2003 by 00769BAD]

teller said:

Chico319 said:

You too can learn from BAD

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That was fun fellas let's do it again sometime shall we?



Props 2 Bad,Chico & Dre y'all got some skillz