<--- listening to the sound of crickets chirping

teller said:

Keep trying teller, you're almost there!

REDFEATHERS said:

GO REDDY,GO REDDY. :DANCE:

Bad; take some advice
let this thread die,
this is a must.

You keep coming back with
weak ass rhymes
like fartin' dust.

Just thought I'd let you
know yo dayz is up.
Like my foot up
yo butt!

Sorry this is true.
Had to happen one day.
I hear the recess bell,
so why don't you
run along and play?!?





Ya heard me? How ya like dat rahhht derrr?
I'm quite hardcore my friend. :NONO: Chico be takin' no mess.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I'M TIRED OF THIS WEAK SHIT
IT'S TIME 4 U HOES 2 TAKE A HIT

WE GOT BAD,CHICO,RUPAUL & DRE
WE GOT A 2PAC WANNABE IN BLUE I SAY

DRE UR EXCUSED
I GOTS NO BEEF WIT U'S

I BROWSED THIS THREAD
THINKIN' IN MY HEAD
THIS IS GONNA BE DA BOMB
BOY WAS I WRONG

Y'ALL BE SOME WEAK AS HOES
PICK UP UR CLOTHES
& HEAD 4 THE DOOR

THAHUMANBODY'S HERE
& SORRY PAISLEY HE AIN'T QUEER
AS 4 BAD & CHICO Y'ALL WERE DOIN' ALRIGHT
BUT I HAD BOTH OF UR HOES JUST THE OTHER NITE

LIKE MY NIGGA 50 I'M A PI-MP
THAT'S :PIMP: 4 U HOES THAT CAN'T SPELL
I'M GONNA SMACK YO ASS
& I'MMA SMACK IT WELL

IF Y'ALL GOT BEEF WIT ME
COME HERE 2 SAINT JIGGY
I'LL SERVE YO ASS
NOT ON A PLATE
BUT IN A GLASS!

B4 I GO ON 2 MY NEXT HOE
I'M JUST TELLIN' YA
SO THAT U KNOW
MY NAME IS THABODY
& THIS IS NOW MY PARTY

ENTRANCE IS FREE TO THE RIGHT EMCEE
BUT CHICO BAD & THE HOMO PAISLEY
WORK ON YO RHYMES & DON'T BE SO LAZY

IF I CATCH Y'ALL SLEEPIN' AGAIN
I'MMA WHOOP YO ASS
BY THE POWER OF "10"



PEACE OUT!!!



THABODY!

Ummm..mic check 1, 2, 1 ,2

Hickory dickerey doc... j/k

awww, lawd, can we start a new thread..loading this alone is a pain in the azz...which you will find out the true meaning of, thabody... oh--and thanks for the props!

bluesbaby said:

tha who???

00769BAD said:

I thought i was Body

Zoom...

King BAD
I been pickin up
On some wierd ass chips
That been commin off
Y'all fingertips
Now here go some shit
That will wet yo lips
And if it had a beat
Make you shake dem hips.

ZOOM

I'm kickin back
Perved on some hot toddy
When all a sudden I'm readin shit
Wrote by a body
Da body, tha body
Whutever he said
Da reason you's a body
Cause your shit is dead

ZOOM

You hear the shit
It's me passin you by
You tryin to be fast
Whut a cute lil guy
You should just wrote
about them boys
Fuckin 'round in my camp
You will find no joy
I'm a punisher
Ask chico and dre
Whut's you name???
Slim you leakin
In the game I play

ZOOM

'50 cent'?
A pi-mp? Damn fool you strange
You need to shut yo nickle ass up
Before I make you 'Four Cent Change'
Do it to you
Like I done it to many
Fuck four cents trick
You aint worth a penny

ZOOM

Now tell the rest of yo class
How you really feel
Chico, Dre, P4, and 4 cent
Y'all really know the deal
Y'all bust on Blue
Cause she rather have me
Shit y'all would too
Wishin I was y'all Daddy
But let me steer you away
From this most imenent doom
Let me bring silence
Return you to your gloom
Like I give a fuck
Whut you assume
This the last thing you'll hear from me




























ZOOM

CtheUncanny said:

Yeah well yo name ain't the only thing he been bitin

00769BAD said:

:LOL:

I got hoe's in different area code...

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

but you won't take the time to call

00769BAD said:

I know I am horrible about calling people... I will do better I promise.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

aw fuck it

00769BAD said:

00769BAD said:

ok ok u got me there "bad king"
like chuck berry said"play wit cha own ding-a-ling"

i'mma slice ya & dice ya from verse 2 verse
look out now it's about 2 get worse

i'm like mini wheats with with one frosted side
u woke up the unfrosted now it's time 2 die

this rhyme is a rebuttal,it is my reply
take yo time 2 read it bad cos u's a dumbass guy

i took it easy on ya the first time gave it 2 u lite
but it's gametime now i'm ready 4 a fight

i'll beat u like a pimp beats a hoe
where is ellisdee he oughta know?

i'mma say this one time & one time only
open mic nite? r u 4 real homey?

invitin' many dope rappers on the stage
paisley got more talent than u punk & he's friggin' gay!

he can have yo ass when i'm through
don't worry pais that ass is all 4 u!

now as far as my name bitch i am thabody
& like my boy fab "this is my party"

now b4 i'm ghost & b4 i'm through
i got somethin' else i wanna tell u

i told chico b4 about how to get a cheque
but now i tell u bad 2 protect yo neck

i ain't braggin & i ain't boastin'
but like a quizno's sub yo ass been toasted

this is my rhyme & this is my rap
to the one king bad bitch shut yo trap

i've said it b4 & i'll say it again
in the style of rhymin' U CAN'T WIN!!!


P.S. STOP BITIN' SHAUSLER WIT' THOSE VOOMS!




PEACE 2 THOSE AFFECTED BY HURRICANE JUAN! :PRAY:

"I don't really think that you
Know WHUT
The fuck you got into
But let me tell you Nukkaz
Must be trippin
But keep on doin whut you do
And come to find out in a few
You Nukkaz fuck around
And come up missin"- Short Khop

That's the nigga SHORT KHOP
On my fuckin intro
And I'm about to school yo ass
On some shit you should know
And I'm just may loose yo ass
Cause I'm keepin it 'street'
But you can still bob yo head
Cause I don't need a beat.

You's a sucka muthafucka
Where you buyin yo rhymes?
Two sentences to a beat
And you a rapper?
I should charge you with crimes
See while I'm Rhymin I be timin
This ain't nuthin slick
And tryin to compare yourself with Ellis Dee
Fool you is really a trick

I'm the prosecution
And you in My court
You charged with
Tryin to fake the funk
And your defense has no suport.
Yo whole style just reaks of fraud
Most of yo shit you prolly stealin
You's convicted of petty rhymin
My case is tight
Ain't no appealin

Now you know know
That that ass
About to do hard time
Don't bring petty larceny pimpin
When you gonna do grand larceny time.


"I don't really think that you
Know whut
The fuck you got into
But let me tell you
Niggas must be trppin
But keep on doin whut you do
And come to find out in a few
You niggas
Fuck around
And come up missin"- Short Khop

00769BAD said:

4 plagarism!!!
[This message was edited Wed Oct 1 10:37:22 PDT 2003 by ThaHumanBody]

ThaHumanBody said:

Plagerism??? Where???
At least when I use other folks shit
I give em credit
Unlike you, you twit
So cry foul and shit
Do that all you want
But do it in a rap
Don't stay a punk.

So this threads rejuvenated
y'all are about 2 get slated
ain't stayin' long
Just look at me verbally masterbating over these
mediocre rhymes so y'all wanna try
well who's the Weakest Link?
any1 who tries I say "Goodbye"

Now bad I know U know better
what's that dry chi chi man rhyme?
I get kinda freaked when U say
"That that ass About to do hard time"

So Bad is on the plate
with primary rhymes like his name was "Noddy"
pickin' on another other brother
it ain't Chico it's the Human Body
remember what I told U
keep your Hickory-Dickory dock
The UK master is back in effect
hittin' your brain with that verbal glock

BANG BANG
To your head and this thread must end
U wanna start a rematch?
your level-head's on a bend cause it's kinda
Twisted like Keith Sweat
Y U think he's kinda nasal?
His voice is like your rhymes
it be coming out your anal

with cling-ons surrounding but this ain't no "Star Trek"
U're rhymes are like your avatar Bad
it's worse than looking at "Shrek"
OOPS I gotta bounce I got some real shit 2 do
This is Bad's open Mic Lottery because if U test...
"It could Be You".

'dre

ThaHumanBody said:

Told me what?
Where and who?

Kid, you gonna be
praying for life
when I'm through
with you.

You spit rhymes
weak as yo muscles
I'll fling yo ass
from here to Brussels

As I told PaisleyPark
I ain't the one.
Cuz it's gonna be only
yo ass that's filled
with c*m

I'll come for you like a
swarm of bees
My punches will leave you
swollen
and down on your knees.

Ain't no anictdote to
cure the sting.
I know you feelin'
a buzz right now
from the rhymes
I bring.

So, think twice
before you come for
Chico.

And if you forget how
I crush em...
Betta go ask somebody
you know!



I win again!

Hey chico your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey chico...hey hey chico.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Could you be..
da most beautiful
girl in da world?

Iz you da reason
dat God made a girl?

Chico319 said:

word to ya mutha

Kiss me once kiss me twice

life can be so nice

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

She says "HOLA". :SEXY::WAVE:

Mi madre is an O.G. :NOD: I respect her gangsta too.