Adding 2 the collection, Id like 2 stick up 4 my neck of the woods and sample some of the great things that makes East the best in London...

Jellied Eels



Pie and Mash



Cockneys



Rhyming slang

Rhyming slang works by replacing the word to be obscured with the first word of a phrase that rhymes with that word. For instance, "face" would be replaced by "boat", because face rhymes with "boat race". Similarly "feet" becomes "plates" ("plates of meat"), and "money" is "bread" (a very common usage, from "bread and honey"). Sometimes the full phrase is used, for example "Currant Bun" to mean "The Sun" (often referring to the British Tabloid Newspaper of that name). There is no hard and fast rule for this, and you just have to know whether a particular expression is always shortened, never shortened, or can be used either way.

..and of cause my beloved

And the Doctor Who shop, in East Ham.

Why not support a Premiership team instead?

Yeah, but what about all those Shoreditch muppets?

Talking of the hammers, did you hear about those 3 West Ham fans the other week? They were out walking one night when they happened upon some tracks in the ground. The first West Ham fan said to the others "Those are bear tracks." The second one replied that he didn't think that they were bear tracks and that he thought that they were Panther tracks. The third one stopped or a second and was about to say that he thought thy were deer tracks when the train hit them all

In other news did you hear about Frank Bruno? Apparently he turned down the vacant Tottenham manager's job. He was quoted as saying that he wasn't that fucking mad!

And I also hear that Tottenham have gone and got themselves a new sponser- Butlins. Word has it that Butlin's season is also over in september!

On the subject of East London, you can't forget to include Lee Hurst and his backyard comedy club!

JimmyNothing said:

eheheh, dont let them 2 Tots on the Org see this.