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Mrs. Butterworth Died Today!! What is it with this day???
I just heard on CNN that Mrs. Butterworth died this morning in a tragic microwaving accident. Details aren't clear yet, but I can NOT take another heartbreak today. | |
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hurry, someone call the Fonze! | |
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Damn! I hope uncle ben was ok! | |
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She was such a sweet woman!
I hear that the Pillsbury Doughboy is delivering the eulogy and the Keebler elves will serve as pallbearers. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: She was such a sweet woman!
I hear that the Pillsbury Doughboy is delivering the eulogy and the Keebler elves will serve as pallbearers.  | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: Damn! I hope uncle ben was ok!
Uncle Ben was on a promotional tour for his new Asian Style Breakfast Bowls, but in a statement to the press, he said, "it's as if a part of Mount Rushmore has crumbled off the surface of America - nothing like an eye or an ear, but like a jowl or part of a nostril. Do you like teriyaki french toast?" | |
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the pannycakes of america are in mourning tonight...  | |
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She was just about to branch out into fruit flavors, which makes it even more of a shame. She left us too soon.
missing you... Bring out your edits [This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:07:12 PDT 2003 by Anxiety] | |
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Anxiety said: She was just about to branch out into fruit flavors, which makes it even more of a shame. She left us too soon.
 no strawberry syrup on my pannycakes??? and what about hungry jack? how's he feel about all this??
 breakfast in edit[This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:07:31 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz] | |
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Pouring out a little syrup for My homies! | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said:
Pouring out a little syrup for My homies! 
stickin my finger underneath the spillin syrup  | |
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A statement from Hungry Jack to CNN: "It's no secret that Mrs. Butterworth and I were more than just friends, but her legacy goes far beyond my memories of long nights by the griddle and waking up with sticky thighs. We have all been dealt a grim, buttery blow and we are only just beginning to realize the big, tasty hole that has been ripped through the world with this beautiful woman's passing." | |
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maybe they can get that Quaker Oats guy to officiate at the funeral... | |
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Anxiety said: A statement from Hungry Jack to CNN: "It's no secret that Mrs. Butterworth and I were more than just friends, but her legacy goes far beyond my memories of long nights by the griddle and waking up with sticky thighs. We have all been dealt a grim, buttery blow and we are only just beginning to realize the big, tasty hole that has been ripped through the world with this beautiful woman's passing."
 and i had read in some tabloid that he said that eggo was his one true love!!! that cheat!  | |
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Anxiety said: A statement from Hungry Jack to CNN: "It's no secret that Mrs. Butterworth and I were more than just friends, but her legacy goes far beyond my memories of long nights by the griddle and waking up with sticky thighs. We have all been dealt a grim, buttery blow and we are only just beginning to realize the big, tasty hole that has been ripped through the world with this beautiful woman's passing."
Sorry but I heard that she wasn't serious about him...just after him for his dough. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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CNN BREAKING NEWS: This just in! Uncle Ben tied to the death of Mrs. Butterworth. Sources say that Ben plotted Butterworth's death to help increase the sales of his breakfast bowls. More details as they come in.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said and i had read in some tabloid that he said that eggo was his one true love!!! that cheat! No - when Hungry Jack met Mrs. B, he let go of Eggo. | |
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Anxiety said: Handclapsfingasnapz said and i had read in some tabloid that he said that eggo was his one true love!!! that cheat! No - when Hungry Jack met Mrs. B, he let go of Eggo. oh me oh my.  btw...
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A brief statement to the press from the Pillsbury Doughboy simply said "I'm moist and tender with fresh, flaky sadness." | |
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At least Aunt Jamima is still with us. | |
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TRON said:
At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
rumor has it that she's in custody for conspiring with Uncle Ben to do her in. reports indicate Jemima has been embezzling millions for years now. [This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:24:13 PDT 2003 by AaronMaximus] | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: CNN BREAKING NEWS: This just in! Uncle Ben tied to the death of Mrs. Butterworth. Sources say that Ben plotted Butterworth's death to help increase the sales of his breakfast bowls. More details as they come in.
uncle ben's rice bowls ...err, uhhh, excuse me...i'ma need an extra tissue, to stop the tears as well as the drool... | |
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What?! The Keebler elves ran a train on Mrs. Butterworth!? THAT WHORE!  | |
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TRON said: At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
THIS JUST IN FROM MSNBC: Aunt Jemima is believed to have been involved in the same tragic microwaving accident that killed Mrs. Butterworth, and we have been told she is in critical condition at Honeycomb Hideout Hospital. More information as it becomes available. | |
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AaronMaximus said: TRON said:
At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
rumor has it that she's in custody for conspiring with Uncle Ben to do her in. reports indicate Jemima has been embezzling millions for years now. [This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:24:13 PDT 2003 by AaronMaximus] Oops, it wasn't Aunt Jemima who was found with Mrs. Butterworth...my mistake, I misheard the TV. It was SUGAR BEAR!!! Oh God, can this day get any worse. | |
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Anxiety said: TRON said: At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
THIS JUST IN FROM MSNBC: Aunt Jemima is believed to have been involved in the same tragic microwaving accident that killed Mrs. Butterworth, and we have been told she is in critical condition at Honeycomb Hideout Hospital. More information as it becomes available.  hope she makes out okay... | |
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Anxiety said: TRON said: At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
THIS JUST IN FROM MSNBC: Aunt Jemima is believed to have been involved in the same tragic microwaving accident that killed Mrs. Butterworth, and we have been told she is in critical condition at Honeycomb Hideout Hospital. More information as it becomes available. | |
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Anxiety said: AaronMaximus said: TRON said:
At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
rumor has it that she's in custody for conspiring with Uncle Ben to do her in. reports indicate Jemima has been embezzling millions for years now. [This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:24:13 PDT 2003 by AaronMaximus] Oops, it wasn't Aunt Jemima who was found with Mrs. Butterworth...my mistake, I misheard the TV. It was SUGAR BEAR!!! Oh God, can this day get any worse. the first few hours are always chaotic. conflicting reports and no confirmation | |
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This just in from Fox News: The Jolly Green Giant says that without Mrs. butterworth there's nothing left to be Jolly about. [This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:31:32 PDT 2003 by magnificentsynthesizer667] | |
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Anxiety said: AaronMaximus said: TRON said:
At least Aunt Jamima is still with us.
rumor has it that she's in custody for conspiring with Uncle Ben to do her in. reports indicate Jemima has been embezzling millions for years now. [This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:24:13 PDT 2003 by AaronMaximus] Oops, it wasn't Aunt Jemima who was found with Mrs. Butterworth...my mistake, I misheard the TV. It was SUGAR BEAR!!! Oh God, can this day get any worse. sugar bear??? nooo!!! i can't get enough of that golden crisp...it's got the crunch with the punch!!! | |
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