If Mickey Mouse was a mouse, Donald Duck was a duck and Goofy a dog, then tell me why did Mickey Mouse have a pet dog named pulto?

DigitalLisa said:

You mean Pluto ? :LOL:

Chico319 said:

yeah pluto... why could all the other animals talk and he couldn't ???

DigitalLisa said:

I think during the auditions, Goofy won the role of Mickey's friend. He was better at cold readings anyway. And was perhaps part of an actors union, therefore guaranteeing him a speaking role. Pluto was then given the role of Mickey's dog. Originally intended as just a walk on part. The producers thought it would've been strange to have a pet talking to his owner.

Chico319 said:

Paisley said:

so why could some animals talk and some not? just strange 2 me


and have you ever wondered how the seven dwarfs got their names, you know from Snow White ?

Here's how ...

Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
And desperate for a fuck,
So off she went into the woods,
To try and get some luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled upon the cottage,
And went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds,
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in,
With a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven,
Originally wanting one good shag,
But now she could have seven!

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said, "You'd better drop your pick!"
So down he went onto all fours,
And said, "I ain't licking that",
"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said, "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer!"
So reluctantly, he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool,
And Snow White gave a big "High-Ho",
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling,
'Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
And due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.
"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fucking load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarves left, she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But no sooner had he entered her,
He was sleeping on the job.
"Wake up, you SLEEPY bastard",
She wanted more from him,
And he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And shagged her fanny raw,
A dazed Snow White then whimpered,
"That should be against the law!"
He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick,
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that great big fucking prick!"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said,"You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!"
And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that spadge inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarves,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White,
And joining in her games!!




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[This message was edited Sat Sep 27 15:45:44 PDT 2003 by DigitalLisa]

'Pondering thoughts (deep questions)'


yes lisa as a fellow intellectual i'd think we should have more threads like this on the GD.

i mean dare i ask...If i think not am i not?

what is art? are we art? is art,..art?

Christopher said:

What came 1st the chicken or the egg? is that the point, when they both make tasty dishes.

Another question: Why do all the Disney characters wear gloves??

LittleMissMuffin said:

Good question... I'm thinking cuz they only got four fingers