What are some of the things that are NOT sexy to you?

Four giraffes covered in the snot of twenty-seven dolphins. As they writhe around in pleasure, Gloria Estefan comes along and gives each giraffe a hand-job whilst she sandpapers her own nipples until they bleed. Meanwhile, the entire cast of Friends piss on each other.

Haystack said:

WTF are you on?

Paisley said:

Well you asked. Would anybody here find that sexy?

WHAT IS NOT SEXY

1. Bad breath
2. Smelly feet
3. Body odour
4. Eating with your mouth open
5. Farting
6. Being ignored
7. Bad haircut
8. Messy clothes, stinky or dirty
9. Not being romanced
10. Beer belly
11. Pants on a guy that look like they will fall off real soon.

Those damn puka shell choker necklaces that guys have been wearing lately. It didn't work for Greg Brady and it won't work for you.

Anxiety said:

luv4u said:

Haystack said:

You've seen my family home movies!

Spray-on airbrush tans. Take your painted-up ass to a car wash and rinse that shit off.

Eating a bowl full of toenail clippings from old men whilst getting a blow job from one of the Golden Girls wearing nothing but a dress made from skunk skin.

Haystack said:

Hey, Haystack WTF. Heh, heh not a bad reversal of mine.

irresistibleb1tch said:

Danny De Vito?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

bit on the short side, but hey... could be good for something!

Me.

:runsfromroomcryingandshriekinglikeabitch:

Someone who doesn't love themselves!

irresistibleb1tch said:

I agree on that one.

But I'd take skinny over fat anytime.

People who love themselves too much

scififilmnerd said:

great - whew!

glad to know we won't be fighting over the same guys!!

luv4u said:

I agree with that one in particular. They look ridiculous in them baggy pants. It is trash clothing.

talking about your ex, and too much cologne/perfume...

girls with lipstick on their teeth. and boys with "do-rags"

irresistibleb1tch said:

Me too, IrresistibleB1tch. Because then you and I can stay friends 4ever.

scififilmnerd said:

Moxy said:

Have you ever smelled Prince? (Or Miko for that matter?) I have. It was... overwhelming.

well,well,
1.body odor
2.bad teeth
3.dirty hands/nails
4.slovenly dressed
5.MULLETS (of any shape)
6.overly confident
7.fakers
8.insecure
9.bald headed
10.mayonaised hair
11.feet that look like theyve been picking up potatoes for a living (long an curly fry-like)
12.ignorance on ANY topic
13.lackadaisical attitude
14.itching all the time
15.open sores
16.me-me-me!!!people
17.britney spears
18.brad pitt
19.two rhinos wrestling to mate
20.ooh yeah, thanx (interactive) halitosis
21.dr. phil
22.jaba' the hut
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Bad breath.

Bette Midler is dressed in pvc and is up to her ankles in solid concrete. A crane clutches her head and pulls her upwards until her body snaps in half at it's weakest point. Meanwhile, Bill Cosby fists a dead panda at the scene.

1. Girls who try too hard to look like those girls in Cosmo or Sassy

2. Girls who have a prudish sense of humor.

3. Phonies (Fuck, my friend Chris is right. I really AM Holden Caulfield)


4. Girls who basically don't give a damn how they look once they "get their man." (If this happens to me ONE MORE TIME...)

5. Girls who think you want to fuck their friends when you DON'T. (If I DO want to fuck your friend...I'll tell you. Seriously.)



:blush: Sorry, I've been going through an 'I hate relationships' phase today. Why is it sooo fucking hard for people to communicate? A rhetorical question if there ever was one...