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Printablemagnificentsynthesizer667 said: This just in from Fox News: The Jolly Green Giant says that without Mrs. butterworth there's nothing left to be Jolly about.
[This message was edited Fri Sep 26 19:31:32 PDT 2003 by magnificentsynthesizer667] it can't be...please don't let him can himself...  | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: This just in from Fox News: The Jolly Green Giant says that without Mrs. butterworth there's nothing left to be Jolly about.
I read in the gossip rags he hasn't been very jolly for several years, which can probably explain why my frozen snap peas have been so damn limp and soggy. | |
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Anxiety said: magnificentsynthesizer667 said: This just in from Fox News: The Jolly Green Giant says that without Mrs. butterworth there's nothing left to be Jolly about.
I read in the gossip rags he hasn't been very jolly for several years, which can probably explain why my frozen snap peas have been so damn limp and soggy. i heard all his niblets ran off on him, too... | |
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Anxiety said: magnificentsynthesizer667 said: This just in from Fox News: The Jolly Green Giant says that without Mrs. butterworth there's nothing left to be Jolly about.
I read in the gossip rags he hasn't been very jolly for several years, which can probably explain why my frozen snap peas have been so damn limp and soggy. Mrs. Butterworth and the Jolly Green Giant hadn't spoken in years...she was pissed at him for calling her a Ho 3 times everytime he came near!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: Anxiety said: magnificentsynthesizer667 said: This just in from Fox News: The Jolly Green Giant says that without Mrs. butterworth there's nothing left to be Jolly about.
I read in the gossip rags he hasn't been very jolly for several years, which can probably explain why my frozen snap peas have been so damn limp and soggy. Mrs. Butterworth and the Jolly Green Giant hadn't spoken in years...she was pissed at him for calling her a Ho 3 times everytime he came near!!!  | |
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UPDATE ON SUGAR BEAR, VIA REUTERS:
Sugar Bear was near the scene of the accident, but he was not involved. He was found unconscious, but he was merely stoned out of his gourd. When asked to comment, Sugar Bear said "hey, baby" and then did a little dance before once again passing out. | |
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PurpleJedi said: She was such a sweet woman!
I hear that the Pillsbury Doughboy is delivering the eulogy and the Keebler elves will serve as pallbearers.  They did WHAT??!....
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Oh damn, this aint right. | |
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PurpleJedi said: She was such a sweet woman!
I hear that the Pillsbury Doughboy is delivering the eulogy and the Keebler elves will serve as pallbearers. ROFLMAO!!! **************************************************
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: Damn! I hope uncle ben was ok!
...yer quick!!! thats what i like about you, my little cheese packer!!! *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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i heard Jimmy Deans sausage will never be the same again.
truth or rumor??? anyone know?? 
ps- this threads as funny as f@#k!!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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