do you know these by heart?

or you cheatin lookin'em up

Christopher said:

most of em... some i had to look up

omg...this is making me wanna go by the dvd set...damn you Chris!!

funny, funny shit.

i wish i could remember more, but i just ain't got a quotin' mind

LMAO!!!



god, I LOVE Will and Grace!!

ahahaha, just Karen's VOICE, can crack me up.

I think it was on last week..when Jack was singing No Scrubs when he had breathed in helium...and then Karen breathed some in too...LMAO!!! oh gosh...

endorphin74 said:

wehn does it come out? (pun not intended)

endorphin74 said:

don't u think he should go buy all of us the set?

sawah said:

that was great!!! just saw that repeat as well, "hospitals are fun!"

cborgman said:

season one is IN STORES NOW!!!

madartista said:

PUT DOWN THE PIPE!!!

madartista said:

yea, good luck with all of that...

cborgman said:

how about one for all of us to share???

madartista said:

how about one for your b-day when it happens in a month and a half?

YUCK!!! SHE FRIGHTENS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!

cborgman said:

don't be all trying 2 impress me by looking up my birthday!

but actually, yeah that would work!

cborgman said:

birthday???

endorphin74 said:

11/17

cborgman said:

aiiight boys, back 2 KAREN now!!!

"Rosario! Give the kid a hug! The school says she needs affection."

This show soars way over my head.

Anxiety said:

Did you wash your face with ugly soap?


Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup... Watch your mouth, or I'll wash it out with cheap vodka.

Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the set, you didn't say it was on Staten Island! How the hell am I ever gonna get the stench of landfill and working class families out of tropical lightweight wool?

"Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes bad things happen to you."

"It's so soft"
"That's because it's made out of kittens"
Karen on a coat

"I don't think I've seen that colour in nature before"
Karen on Grace's hair


"Honey your new dump smells like cat pee"
Karen on Grace's apartment


Okay, rule number one: unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips

Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true

"It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way!" Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?""

Why did I agree to cook dinner for Stan on his birthday? I must have been sober or something. Well, that'll never happen again."

"This is serious. If you can't teach me how to cook I have to have sex with my husband. And you better make it high fat, because the only thing I want hardening that night are his arteries!"

"You're gayer than a clutch purse at the Tonys!"

"Honey, you're simple, you're shallow and you're a common whore--that's why we're so much alike!"


"She's gone to Mexico for cosmetic surgery so many times I bet if you slapped the back of her head, prizes would fall out."


"I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it!"

"Oh, honey, I wish I could stay, but I don't want to."

"You know honey, you've still got your looks-where are you hiding them?"


"You're hair's already such a disaster the Red Cross won't give it coffee."

Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning!

Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?


Why you're as simple as that blouse you're wearing.

I know there are alot there,but they crack me up so much!

It should be called Jack and Karen and NOT Will and Grace

REDFEATHERS said:

THANKS GREAT THREAD

Karen is a riot!

cborgman said:

I love that woman...

cborgman said:

Just saw this one in a rerun... classic!

cborgman said:

"Fat People are so insensitive."