Karen from Will & Grace is just damn funny.

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i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious...

.."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"

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Reply #2 posted 09/26/03 12:45pm

slm4m	Christopher said: i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious... .."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet" Hi, Chris.
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Reply #3 posted 09/26/03 12:45pm

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Honey, be a dear and move that goat pelt of a coat off my chair!"

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Reply #4 posted 09/26/03 12:48pm

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Karen: We stole the Russians' Jet ski. That's Russian for jet ski."

Jack: Karen, there she goes goes on the jet ski!"

Karen: Oh, speak English, would you!?!?

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Reply #5 posted 09/26/03 12:48pm

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slm4m said:

Christopher said:

i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious...

.."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"

Hi, Chris.

how'd the bday party go?

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Reply #6 posted 09/26/03 12:52pm

slm4m	Christopher said: slm4m said: Christopher said: i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious... .."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet" Hi, Chris. how'd the bday party go? Good, thanks ate too much, didn't sleep well. Got any more Karen Quotes?
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Reply #7 posted 09/26/03 12:54pm

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slm4m said:

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious...

.."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"

Hi, Chris.

how'd the bday party go?

Good, thanks ate too much, didn't sleep well.

Got any more Karen Quotes?

cool...get any good presents? smile

nah thats the only one i remember sorry dude.

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Reply #8 posted 09/26/03 1:02pm

slm4m

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious...

.."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"

Hi, Chris.

how'd the bday party go?

Good, thanks ate too much, didn't sleep well.

Got any more Karen Quotes?

cool...get any good presents? smile

nah thats the only one i remember sorry dude.

Yeah, Gift Certificates for DVD"s

Now that I think of it I might buy the "Will & Grace boxed set.

my other gifts were underwear & socks.

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Reply #9 posted 09/26/03 1:14pm

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slm4m said:

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious...

.."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"

Hi, Chris.

how'd the bday party go?

Good, thanks ate too much, didn't sleep well.

Got any more Karen Quotes?

cool...get any good presents? smile

nah thats the only one i remember sorry dude.

Yeah, Gift Certificates for DVD"s

Now that I think of it I might buy the "Will & Grace boxed set.

my other gifts were underwear & socks.

socks and undies are good gifts tho smile

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Reply #10 posted 09/26/03 1:18pm

slm4m

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

slm4m said:

Christopher said:

i dont watch the show much anymore but she is hilarious...

.."Wow karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"

Hi, Chris.

how'd the bday party go?

Good, thanks ate too much, didn't sleep well.

Got any more Karen Quotes?

cool...get any good presents? smile

nah thats the only one i remember sorry dude.

Yeah, Gift Certificates for DVD"s

Now that I think of it I might buy the "Will & Grace boxed set.

my other gifts were underwear & socks.

socks and undies are good gifts tho smile

Yeah, sport socks & Black boxers, can't beat that for comfort.

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Reply #11 posted 09/26/03 1:23pm

endorphin74	madartista said: Karen: We stole the Russians' Jet ski. That's Russian for jet ski." Jack: Karen, there she goes goes on the jet ski!" Karen: Oh, speak English, would you!?!? that's EAXCTLY what I was gonna post!
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Reply #12 posted 09/26/03 1:25pm

slm4m	slm4m said: She cracks me up. I can never remember any of her remarks, except for: "your about as funny as a box of hair." What are your favorite "Karen" quotes? "Will take off your homo hat and put on your lawyer hat, I've got a big problem." "You Know I'm in a gang, right?"
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Reply #13 posted 09/26/03 1:27pm

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"SKATE FASTER! WE HAVE RESERVATIONS!"

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Reply #14 posted 09/26/03 1:29pm

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Reply #15 posted 09/26/03 1:30pm

slm4m	cborgman said: "I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else, my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen... Anastasia like the royalty. Beaverhausen like... the place where beavers live." LOL!!!
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Reply #16 posted 09/26/03 1:30pm

Byron	"Oh, Grace..." (touched)"Yes, Karen??..." "Nothing...I just thought you needed an "Oh, Grace".
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Reply #17 posted 09/26/03 1:44pm

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"I'm not going to Queens, there are people living in cabs down there!"

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Reply #18 posted 09/26/03 1:45pm

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Reply #19 posted 09/26/03 1:48pm

Byron	"Honey, I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so your askin' the wrong lady!"
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Reply #20 posted 09/26/03 1:52pm

Byron	"Honey, get me a martini, and DON'T WASTE ANY SPACE WITH THOSE OLIVES!" "Lord, I've been all over this place. Flies everywhere. Clumps of dirt, carrots. It's like we're inside Grace's hairdo."
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Reply #21 posted 09/26/03 1:53pm

slm4m	cborgman said: "I'm not going to Queens, there are people living in cabs down there!" lol
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Reply #22 posted 09/26/03 1:54pm

slm4m	Byron said: "Honey, get me a martini, and DON'T WASTE ANY SPACE WITH THOSE OLIVES!" "Lord, I've been all over this place. Flies everywhere. Clumps of dirt, carrots. It's like we're inside Grace's hairdo." lol
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Reply #23 posted 09/26/03 1:57pm

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"Well, I find stretch pants offensive, but I'm too much of a lady to mention it, fat ass"

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Reply #24 posted 09/26/03 2:06pm

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"Honey, your gayness can be seen from space"

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Reply #25 posted 09/26/03 2:06pm

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Why you're as simple as that blouse you're wearing"

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Reply #26 posted 09/26/03 2:07pm

doomboogie	I actually take pride in never having seen this show.
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Reply #27 posted 09/26/03 2:14pm

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"Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? "

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Reply #28 posted 09/26/03 2:15pm

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"Oh honey, I would, but ... I don't want to."

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Reply #29 posted 09/26/03 2:19pm

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