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Thread started 09/26/03 2:09am

MrBliss

if you were selling your genitalia

how would the ad read?
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Reply #1 posted 09/26/03 3:24am

gooeythehamste
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Dinkey Toys up for grabs?
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Reply #2 posted 09/26/03 4:17am

noepie

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One size fitts all.
WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY!
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Reply #3 posted 09/26/03 4:27am

HobbesLeCute

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Unfortunately I had my genitalia replaced with a rope licorice dispenser many years ago.
~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Reply #4 posted 09/26/03 4:34am

XxAxX

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little red corvette..
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Reply #5 posted 09/26/03 4:49am

REDFEATHERS

Priceless..
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Reply #6 posted 09/26/03 4:50am

REDFEATHERS

Oh and... NOT FOR SALE
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Reply #7 posted 09/26/03 4:53am

Christopher

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MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info
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Reply #8 posted 09/26/03 4:54am

REDFEATHERS

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?
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Reply #9 posted 09/26/03 4:54am

2the9s

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Unfortunately I had my genitalia replaced with a rope licorice dispenser many years ago.


Hobbesy!

yay!
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Reply #10 posted 09/26/03 4:57am

Christopher

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REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser
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Reply #11 posted 09/26/03 4:57am

REDFEATHERS

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?
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Reply #12 posted 09/26/03 5:00am

Christopher

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REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle
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Reply #13 posted 09/26/03 5:02am

chemmie

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For Sale:
The AMAZING, Patented, Cheese Producing Genetalia!
You too can own the greatest pair of Fromunda producing genitalia in the world!
Just strap the sack on and within hours you will have the odoriferous cheese growing on the underside.
Impress your friends.
Deter ugly women from getting too close.
Put it on a cracker.
The possibilities are endless with the supply of cheese you will get from the AMAZING Cheese Producing Genetalia!
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #14 posted 09/26/03 5:04am

MrBliss

chemmie said:

For Sale:
The AMAZING, Patented, Cheese Producing Genetalia!
You too can own the greatest pair of Fromunda producing genitalia in the world!
Just strap the sack on and within hours you will have the odoriferous cheese growing on the underside.
Impress your friends.
Deter ugly women from getting too close.
Put it on a cracker.
The possibilities are endless with the supply of cheese you will get from the AMAZING Cheese Producing Genetalia!



how much for postage and fondling?
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Reply #15 posted 09/26/03 5:05am

chemmie

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MrBliss said:

chemmie said:

For Sale:
The AMAZING, Patented, Cheese Producing Genetalia!
You too can own the greatest pair of Fromunda producing genitalia in the world!
Just strap the sack on and within hours you will have the odoriferous cheese growing on the underside.
Impress your friends.
Deter ugly women from getting too close.
Put it on a cracker.
The possibilities are endless with the supply of cheese you will get from the AMAZING Cheese Producing Genetalia!



how much for postage and fondling?


lol

only 4 easy payments of $4.99 but if you act now you can fondle for free!!!
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #16 posted 09/26/03 5:40am

HobbesLeCute

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Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle

Not true!

You have to take me out to dinner first. Someplace classy, like White Castle.
~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Reply #17 posted 09/26/03 5:51am

Christopher

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HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle

Not true!

You have to take me out to dinner first. Someplace classy, like White Castle.

we dont have white castle in cali sigh


what am i missing?
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Reply #18 posted 09/26/03 5:53am

HobbesLeCute

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Christopher said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle

Not true!

You have to take me out to dinner first. Someplace classy, like White Castle.

we dont have white castle in cali sigh


what am i missing?

Thirty cent burgers that have a texture like they've been rotting away in a whale's stomach for a couple years, that's what.
~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Reply #19 posted 09/26/03 5:59am

Christopher

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HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle

Not true!

You have to take me out to dinner first. Someplace classy, like White Castle.

we dont have white castle in cali sigh


what am i missing?

Thirty cent burgers that have a texture like they've been rotting away in a whale's stomach for a couple years, that's what.


you must fed-ex me some drool
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Reply #20 posted 09/26/03 6:38am

chemmie

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Christopher said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle

Not true!

You have to take me out to dinner first. Someplace classy, like White Castle.

we dont have white castle in cali sigh


what am i missing?

Thirty cent burgers that have a texture like they've been rotting away in a whale's stomach for a couple years, that's what.


you must fed-ex me some drool


Do you have Krystal in california?

its the same thing.

both of them rock. fuck rotting in a whales stomach. they are the best!
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #21 posted 09/26/03 6:53am

Christopher

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chemmie said:

Christopher said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



Mint??? hmm What have you been eating?

some of that rope licorice from HobbesLeCute's dispenser



drool Do I orgnote you for details?


lol i believe he just gives it out to orgers for free..no hassle

Not true!

You have to take me out to dinner first. Someplace classy, like White Castle.

we dont have white castle in cali sigh


what am i missing?

Thirty cent burgers that have a texture like they've been rotting away in a whale's stomach for a couple years, that's what.


you must fed-ex me some drool


Do you have Krystal in california?

its the same thing.

both of them rock. fuck rotting in a whales stomach. they are the best!

no we dont have that either sigh

ours is supposed to be "in n out burger" but to be honest i dont think its that great...i perfer jack in the box or carls jr smile
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Reply #22 posted 09/26/03 1:52pm

MrBliss

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



and if they called for more info?
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Reply #23 posted 09/26/03 2:02pm

Christopher

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MrBliss said:

Christopher said:

MrBliss said:

how would the ad read?


mint condition genitalia...call for more info



and if they called for more info?


i give them a run down of the features and the model,make ,color &serial number smile
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