You know you're from Kentucky when...

1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.

cruel but funny

uness she is back under a diff name, i think she is gone from the site

Observaions on Aussies:

• God wanted Jesus to be born in Australia, however he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
  
  
• Australians are balanced people, they have a chip on both shoulders.
  
  
• Australians are level headed..., they dribble out of both sides of their mouth.
  
  
• An Australian gentleman is someone who steps out of the bath to piss in the sink.
  
  
• The difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral is there is one less drunk at the funeral.
  
  
• The only way to stop an Australian girl having sex is to marry her.

bkw said:

where's the one about hacking into people's org accounts?

2the9s said:

All true too!

Especially the last one