minneapolisgenius said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Then I'm sure you'd be happy to eat me.

Christopher said:

Yes you do.

Cloudbuster said:

Cloudbuster said:

in a cows bum

Christopher said:

No. In yours.

Cloudbuster said:

are you sayin im livestock!?!?!@!@#$?!@#

Christopher said:

Would I?

Cloudbuster said:

if im livestock your a cross dressing street begger boy named "Little Magic"

Christopher said:

You know me better than I know myself.

Cloudbuster said:

:sparechange:

Christopher said:

Stuff your sparechange up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it.

Cloudbuster said:

will do

Throws spare change on the ground cause he knows little magic wants it

Christopher said:

Now be on your merry way.

sneakily gathers up coins for first meal in three days

Cloudbuster said:

calls the cops on little magic

Christopher said:

Thanks for your time.

starts chewing Christopher's face away

Cloudbuster said:

and little magic has problems

Christopher said:

And proud of them.

Cloudbuster said:

lol bye magic be good

Christopher said:

We'll see.

Cloudbuster said:

Stop talking about your plans for the weekend and get your own thread you two!

As anyone with natural redhair will know, you always get told that you look like any other redheaded famous person. No matter that there is zero resemblance.

From strangers I have therefore been graced with: Fergie, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, Kate Winslet (titanic mode), Bette Midler, Julianne Moore and little orphan annie.

From people that know me: Shakira, Kate Winslet, Joanna Lumley and Stevie Nicks.

bohemia said:

Portia De Rossi

Cloudbuster said:

Yep, Stevie's the one I get the most, which is pretty cool by me.

yesterday I got a new one...Kylie Minogue. never heard that one b4!

I've been told I look like Omar Sharif. But that was by my Gran. She gets confused. She calls my Dad Deirdre and keeps her knickers in the cutlery drawer.

I love you Gran!