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Kentucky joke for Battier You know you're from Kentucky when...
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people." 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo. 10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels. 11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it. 12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 13. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk. 16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cruel but funny Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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uness she is back under a diff name, i think she is gone from the site Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Observaions on Aussies:
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bkw said: You know you're from Kentucky when...
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people." 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo. 10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels. 11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it. 12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 13. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk. 16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs. where's the one about hacking into people's org accounts? | |
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2the9s said: Observaions on Aussies:
All true too! Especially the last one When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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